Movie Quotes from Batman and Robin: Quotes from the movie Batman and Robin

(1) And you are? (2) Batgirl (1) That’s not awfully P.C. How about Batperson of Batwoman?

(1) I can’t belive we were fighting over a bad-guy. (2) Bad–yes–guy–no.

(1) What are you, about a 50 big and tall? (2) No, I always go a size smaller–makes me look slimmer.

(poison ivy telling batman)
poison ivy: Sorry my vines have a crush on you hahaha gotta go so many people to kill so little time…

1. I wanna car…chicks dig the car. 2. This is why superman works alone.

Batgirl: Chicks like you give women a bad name.

Batman: And you are..?
Batgirl: Batgirl.
Batman: That’s not very PC. What about Batwoman, or Batperson?

Mr. Freeze: If I must suffer, humanity will suffer with me.

Mr. Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!

Mr. Freeze: You’re not sending me to the Cooler!

Poison Ivy: (referring to Mr. Freeze) That’s not a man. That is a God.

Poison Ivy: (to Nora Freeze) I’ve never been good with competition. Who needs a frigid wife anyway?

Poison Ivy: As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one woman show.

Poison Ivy: Come with me. My garden needs tending.

Poison Ivy: Hello, Jason. I think I’ve had a change of heart, literally. The animal-plant toxins you dumped on me had a rather unique effect. They replaced my blood with aloe, my skin with chlorophyll, and filled my lips with venom. (Kisses him on the lips) Oh and Jason, one other thing. I probably should’ve mentioned this earlier. I’m poison.

Poison Ivy: I am Nature’s arm. Her spirit. Her will. Hell, I am Mother Nature, and the time has come for plants to take back the world so rightfully ours! ’cause it’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature.

Poison Ivy: It took God seven days to create paradise. Let’s see if I can do better.

Poison Ivy: Mammals, a day of reckoning is coming. That’s right, the same plants and flowers that saw you crawl from the primordial soup will reclaim the planet. And there will be no one to protect you.

Poison Ivy: Men, the most absurd of God’s creatures. We women give you life, but we can take it away just as easily.

Poison Ivy: So many people to kill.. so little time.

Poison Ivy: Some lucky boy’s about to hit the honey pot. The winner will receive an evening of my company. I’ll bring everything you see here, plus, everything you don’t.

Poison Ivy: There’s just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl’s lips.
Batman: Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?

Robin: I need a sign that you’ve turned over a new leaf.
Poison Ivy: How about ‘slippery when wet’?

Woodrue: Well, I can respect your opinion, Sadly I’m not good at rejection, I’m afraid you’ll have to die!

Batman: Hi Feeze. I’m Batman!


Chicks like you give women a bad name.

Freeze in Hell Batman!

Gotham City.

Hi, if you find yourself posting quotes from movies on this website, . . . you have no life! what are you doing now ? . . .
shouldn’t you be playing guild wars or warcraft or something!!

Holy buttholes batman, I think you crapped your pants

I hate it when people talk during da movie

I’m Nature’s arm, her spirit, her will . . . Hell, I am Mother Nature.

If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest its time to feast……..tonight hell freezes over.


Its chicks like you that give women a bad name.

Its not nice to fool with Mother Nature

Its women like you that give women a bad name

Let me guess: Plantgirl? Vinelady, huh? Hand over the diamond, Gardengal, or I’ll turn you into mulch.

Man in a mask: Hello my Pretty pretty pretty
Poison ivy: Hello your self
Man in a mask: you look good enough to eat
Poison ivy: Yes i am come and get me if you can (hits a button to make beam active)
Man in a mask: With pleasure (claps his hands)

My name is Freeze; learn it well, for it’s the chilling sound of your doom.

No matter what they tell you Mr. Bane, it is the size of your gun that matters.

One kiss, my love, for luck…

Please Be Looking For Me.

Poison ivy: Hello Jason i think i have a change of heart literally the animal plant toxins you dumped on me had a rather unique affect on me
they replaced my blood with aloe, my skin with chlorophyll and filled my lips (kisses jason on the lips) with venom oh and jason one other thing i probably should have mentioned this earlier……I’M poison. (then pushes him)……. I’m nature’s arm her spirit her will Hell I Am mother nature and the time has come for plant’s to take back the world so rightfully ours cause it’s not nice to fool with mother nature (throws something on the foor to cause a fire and picks up a glass jar) wayne interprises come on Bean darling we have a plan to catch. (drops the jar)

poison ivy: What is this floor (stamps her foot on the ground so that bean can create a hole in the floor with his foot)
It took god seven days to create paradise let’s see if i can do better (sprinkles seeds in the hole in the floor where there is water) good babies grow for mommy.

Polly wanna kiss?

Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it’s all metal. It’s full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.

ROBIN: I got em! BATMAN: Robin no!!! (gun fires) FREEZE: Stay cool bird boy! (vehicle crashes through wall) FREEZE: Can you be cold Batman? You have 11 minutes to thaw the bird. What do you do? Chase the villian or save the boy? Hahaha! Your emotions make you weak. That’s why this day’s mine! Hahahaahaha! I’ll kill you next time! (leaves) (Batman thaws Robin) ROBIN: Did we get em?! (gasps)

Robin: Is your thumb the only part of you that’s green?
Poison Ivy: You will just have to find out!

Robin: Of trust, Tell your plan.
Poison Ivy: Kiss me and I’ll tell you.
Robin: Tell me and I’ll kiss you.

Robin:I want a car. Chicks dig the car. Batman:This is why Superman works alone

So I’m asking you friend, partner, brother will you trust me now?

Take two of these…..and call me in he mornin


The end is the beginning is the end.

The Iceman cometh!

There’s something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girls lips.

This is why Superman works alone.

Tonight, Hell freezes over!

Using feminine wiles to get your way? Read a book sister – It’s women like you that give women a bad name.

Vengeance isn’t power. Anyone can take a life. But to give life – that’s real power, a power that you once had.

Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?

Your not sending me to the cooler

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