admin (Matthew)But they’re naked! (Victor)Try to picture them with clothes on. (Matthew)I’ve always had a problem handling nudity. I like it, mind you. But it is troubling. Anybody’s. Even my own. Sometimes, when I’m getting undressed, I almost wish I could leave the room. You know what I mean? (Matthew)Why don’t we get dressed and go … Read more
Heather: I’m not allowed to smoke, but Mike’s allowed to fart as much as he wants? Josh: I gave Mike no fart allowance. Heather: This is the first time we’ve seen Mike’s chest. It’s like blank, hairy, blank, hairy. Michael: You should see my ass. Heather: We have enough battery power to run a small … Read more
Erica: May I have permission to take this leaf? Jeff: If you don’t believe in the Blair Witch, then why the hell did you come along? Kim: I thought the movie was cool. Jeff: That was in Burkittsville. I never shop in Burkittsville. I don’t even piss there. Jeff: You know, there’s a lot of … Read more