(Matthew)But they’re naked! (Victor)Try to picture them with clothes on.
(Matthew)I’ve always had a problem handling nudity. I like it, mind you. But it is troubling. Anybody’s. Even my own. Sometimes, when I’m getting undressed, I almost wish I could leave the room. You know what I mean?
(Matthew)Why don’t we get dressed and go in for a swim?
(Nikki)He’s a drummer. (Matthew)Can he beat out ‘Hello’ on the table?
(Nikki)I’m a vegetarian. I don’t eat anything with parents. (Matthew)Have an artichoke. They’re orphans.
(Victor)How’d you like to lose two feet off your nose?
(Victor)I didn’t know they were back together. He had a thing with his secretary. (Matthew)Looks like he brought his thing back home.
(Victor)Lawyers! You’d think I was cheating on them!
(Victor)She wants a June divorce. She’s very sentimental.
(Victor)She wants half of everything I’ve got! I wish I had herpes.
(Victor)That lady is my kinda guy.
(Victor)Those two over there are alone. (Matthew)There’s probably a reason for it.
(Victor)You can get a hernia from rock and roll.
–Last night never happened.
–I know. I was there when it didn’t.
–Will you forget me?
–The minute I die.
I must be doing something right.
JENNIFER:Make love to me. MATTHEW:I’m twenty years older than you.
JENNIFER:Twenty-eight. MATTHEW:No,no,twenty-five.
JENNIFER:You’re a fantastic lover! MATTHEW:Don’t talk like that!
JENNIFER:Why? Will you tell my father? MATTHEW:There’s nothing to tell! Last night never happenned! JENNIFER:I know. I was there when it didn’t.
Nothing to say.
VICTOR(reading from diary):He’s a much better lover than Moose.
MATTHEW:Moose? Who the hell’s Moose? VICTOR:Must be some kid at school. She never told me about him either. MATTHEW:How can you send
her to a school where the guys are called Moose?
What’s that dear, your composition… what I did on my summer vacation.
You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a ‘poor daddy.’
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