Movie Quotes from Blair Witch Project, The: Quotes from the movie Blair Witch Project, The

Heather: I’m not allowed to smoke, but Mike’s allowed to fart as much as he wants?
Josh: I gave Mike no fart allowance.

Heather: This is the first time we’ve seen Mike’s chest. It’s like blank, hairy, blank, hairy.
Michael: You should see my ass.

Heather: We have enough battery power to run a small third world country here.

Heather: Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage.

Josh: You gonna write us a happy ending, Heather?

Joshua: (Looking through Heather’s camera) It’s not the same on film is it? I mean, you know it’s real, but it’s like looking through the lens gives you some sort of protection from what’s on the other side.

Joshua: (referring to Gilligan’s Island) There was no beer on the island, man. If they had beer they would have had, like, big-ass orgies.

Michael: I found some cigarettes. I found them all the way in the bottom of my pack. We’re still alive ’cause we’re smoking.

Michael: If I heard a cackling, I would have shit in my pants!

Michael: What are some of your favorite things to do?
Heather: Well, on Sundays I used to like to go hiking, but now..

Michael: Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked Witch of the East. Which one was bad?
Heather: Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one.
Michael: Then we should go east.

AD LINE: *In October of 1994 three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland while shooting a document…… A year later their footage was found


Do we have any weed?

Heather Donahue: How’s east?
Michael Williams: East?
Heather Donahue: Yeah, we’ve been going south all this time. How’s east?
Michael Williams: Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked Witch of the East. Which one was bad?
Heather Donahue: Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one.
Michael Williams: Then we should go east.

Heather: I’m scared to close my eyes… and I’m scared to open them.

i am so, so sorry, for everything that has happened. because inspite of what mike says now, it is my fault. because it was my project. everything had to be my way. and this is where we’ve ended up. and it’s all because of me that we’re here now. hungry and cold and hunted.

I saw the witch hovering right above the creek – shutup billy, you saw no god damn witch. I saw her right above the creek, pulled little gladdis in. – Don’t go near the wood! Shutup billy! – creek.

I wanna make movies, Heather.

I’d like to say sorry to mikes mom, and my mom

I’m sacred to close my eyes. I’m scared to open them.

I’m scared to close my eyes. I’m scared to open them.

It’s fucked up, I know, but….I kicked that fucking map in the creek yesterday!

It’s not quite reality. It’s like a totally filtered reality. It’s like you can pretend everything’s not quite the way it is.



Josh: It’s the same stream. We’re going around in circles!
Heather: That is NOT the same stream.
Josh: It’s the same stream, Heather. It’s the same stream!
Heather: IT’s NOT THE SAME ONE, It just can’t be.
Heather: *Sobbin* It’s the same stream… it’s the same stream.

Joshua Leonard: I gave you BACK the map, Heather.
Heather Donahue: I gave you the map.
Joshua Leonard: I gave you BACK… THE MAP.

Man…If I heard a cackle I would shit in my pants dude!

No fucking redneck is this creative!

The complete lack of humility for nature that’s being displayed here is staggering.

Witches in days past were roasted much like my vienna sausage.

You’re Rich Dennis?

You’re still doing your documentary THING!

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