admin 1. I’ll pick you up in an hour.2. Great!!! That will give me some time to wax my chest. Chazz: (to Jimmy) We’re going to Montreal, bitch! Chazz: Troubled childhood? If you call being a nine year old kid with a thirty-five year old girlfriend troubled. Coach: You’re the girl. Jimmy: What?! Chazz: You’re my … Read more
(Zoey to Drake):My friends are coming to kill you *little vampire dog comes around the corner* King: Fuck me. *2 vampire rotweilers come around the corner* King: Fuck me sideways! …they’ll kill me. Blade: Kill you?! Motherfucker I’ll kill you. I’ll just enjoy it more. 1) What the hell makes you think you know anything … Read more
(1) Is it real? -points to a large python- (2) Oh please honey, you think a girl like me can afford to buy a REAL snake? –He say you are blade runner. –Tell him I’m eating. –This sector is closed to ground traffic. What are you doing here? –I’m working. What are you doing? –Arresting … Read more