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1.i had this dream where i killed my self. just stuck a gun in my mouth and bang bang. it was so really real. 2.well if it was that really real i dont htink you would have gotten that second shot off ‘My name is Cliff, brother of Joe, I got me some crack, i … Read more

#1: Do you have any tobacco? #2: I don’t smoke. 1) I make flowers made out of paper, smell. What does it smell like? 2)…paper. 1)His hair’s soft… like a girl’s…. 2)By god it is soft. Now how do you get it that a’way? See this stuff here? Well it’s just like barn hay — … Read more

–Excuse me. As one professional to another, I would appreciate it if you minimised your constant use of profanity. –You’re kidding? –No, sir, I’m not kidding. –What’s his name? –Gary Kimball –You want to book this guy for parole violation? –Certainly not. Fuck you, Sheriff! And your french fries. Go back to sleep sluggo ! … Read more