–I suppose I should have called first?
–Yes, do that next time.
–I’ve read every New York newspaper backward and forward for the past fifteen years. I don’t smoke. I only drink champagne when I’m lucky enough to get it. My hair is naturally natural. I live alone and so do you.
–How do you know that?
–Because you’re wearing one brown sock and one black one…If you lived with anyone, they would’ve have told you.
–That’s one of the advantages of living alone, no one tells you anything.
–You’re both single-minded. You go on relentlessly trying to get an answer.
Available? You’re like an old coat that’s hanging in his closet. Every time he reaches in, there you are. Don’t be there once.
Ladies and gentlemen, you have just listened to another episode in the life of Bunny Watson, spare tire.
No, he looks like one of those men who suddenly switched to vodka.
No, tough roast beef.
Peg, did you know that our Mr. Sumner also lives on the Mexican Avenue bus? Can’t you just see him in his serape, holding onto the strap?
You wait until you get my bill. You’ll be impressed.
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