admin #1: Aren’t you a little big for a stroller? #2: Aren’t you a little big for the sidewalk? #1:Let’s pretend you’re six and it’s christmas morning and you sneak down the stairs and see a bicycle. Now what is your response? #2: Holy s**t a bike! #1: You’re six. #2: Holy crap a bike! #1: … Read more
‘All’s fair in love and business’ – Benjamin Franklin. –Around me, if a girl don’t wear fur, she don’t wear nothin. –Well, I look good both ways. –I’m on duty. –What’s your day off? –Sunday. –It’s a big world…Must be Sunday somewhere. 1)No grief for lips? 2)I’m wearing black underwear. 30 seconds no more dick … Read more
(1)…and if you stay, you’re just as bad as him!! (2)*hand over mouth* GASP! 1) …and if you stay, you are no better than him!!! 2) (pause)….(hand to mouth)…*GASP* 1) Listen, have we met before or not? 2) I thought you said you remembered! 1) Hey, I remember it like it was yesterday! 2) That’s … Read more