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(chainsaw rumbling in background) Now the way I see it, half of everything in this house belong to her. So which half do you want, do you want this half or do you want this half??? 1)He died, I went to his funeral, he was 8 feet under. 2)Six feet, that’s where they bury folks, … Read more

(1)Hi,I’m plenty (2)But of course you are1 (1)Plenty O’Toole (2)Named after your father perhaps? (1)the stiff,eerrh,deceased back there.Your brother Mr Franks? (2)Yes it was (3)I got a brother (2)Small world! (man gets shot & falls down hillside) Saxsby! Burt Saxsby!? Tell him he’s fired! –I’ll finish dressing. –Oh, please don’t, not on my account. –The … Read more

Do you really believe in the perfect murder? Hello? Hello? Hello? I can see this is going to be a rough evening. All of us saying nice things to each other. People don’t commit murder on credit. Suppose I tell them about the time you followed her to that studio in Chelsea and watched them … Read more