(1)…and if you stay, you’re just as bad as him!!
(2)*hand over mouth* GASP!
1) …and if you stay, you are no better than him!!!
2) (pause)….(hand to mouth)…*GASP*
1) Listen, have we met before or not? 2) I thought you said you remembered! 1) Hey, I remember it like it was yesterday!
2) That’s funny because we never met!
1)Just say it because I already know! 2)Alright, I love Dick!
1)So let’s just get right to it. Who is Deepthroat?
2)Well, first of all we’re not telling you! Second of all, I was under the impression that I would be the only guest here tonight…
3)Well I guess you’re not Bob!
1)You guys are getting pretty old now….
3)So what’s your point with that?
1)Well I was just wondering are you ever gonna tell anyone who Deepthroat is before you die.
2)Well a lot bigger names than you have asked us who Deepthroat is…
3)…so I don’t think we’re gonna reveal it on a tiny little show like this one here.
1)Well you know what I think? I mean, I’m just gonna come right out and say it. I don’t think there is any such person as Deepthroat, I think you all just made it up.
3)Yes there is Deepthroat is…!
2)DON’T SAY IT!!! HE’S TRYING TO TRICK US!!!
3)Ohhhhh…..
2)Don’t EVER touch me.
3)Well I said I’m sorry…
2)Get away from me…..you smell like cabbage!!!!
1)So let’s just get right to it. Who is Deepthroat? 2)Well, first of all we’re not telling you! Second of all, I was under the impression that I would be the only guest here tonight… 3)Well I guess you’re not Bob! 1)You guys are getting pretty old now…. 3)So what’s your point with that? 1)Well I was just wondering are you ever gonna tell anyone who Deepthroat is before you die. 2)Well a lot bigger names than you have asked us who Deepthroat is… 3)…so I don’t think we’re gonna reveal it on a tiny little show like this one here. 1)Well you know what I think? I mean, I’m just gonna come right out and say it. I don’t think there is any such person as Deepthroat, I think you all just made it up. 3)Yes there is Deepthroat is…! 2)DON’T SAY IT!!! HE’S TRYING TO TRICK US!!! 3)Ohhhhh….. 2)Don’t EVER touch me. 3)Well I said I’m sorry… 2)Get away from me…..you smell like cabbage!!!!
1. You’re deep throat? 2. We both are. 1. How old are you? 2. 23. 2. Is that your combined ages? 1. There’s no need to be snotty.
1. Arlene, come away with me. 2. But what about Pat? 1. She understands.
1. Checkers pooped! 2. The President’s dog doesn’t poop, he does his business. 1. Ohhh.
1. How dare those people treat us like we’re stupid teenage girls! 2. We are stupid teenage girls. 1. No. We’re human beings, and we’re American citizens! And four score and seven years ago our forefathers… did something.
1. I found all these old newspaper clippings about Dick when he was younger.
2. He’s way more distinguished now.
1. Quick! Tell me what your name is! 2. Rhoda Morgenstern. 1. Whew!
1: You have our word that we will not reveal your true identity to anyone. 2: For our own protection, right? 1: No. It would be too embarassing.
Are you the guy that sells corndogs at the mall?
Arlene, you’re a genius!
Arlene: Why were all those men shredding papers in that room?
Dick: Uh, paper mache is a hobby of mine.
Because of your thoughtlessness, we have missed our field trip at McDonald’s.
Beer bong?
Bob, tricky Dick’s going down!
Call me Dick.
Checkers pooped- The president’s dog doesn’t poop, he does his business. Oh
Checkers–shut up! Or I’ll feed you to the Chinese!
Come back here you bitches!
Dick frightens me.
Dick: Jesus pat will you stop snorring godamnit! My heads about to explode!
Dick: You’re supposed to love me checkers!
did you bring the cookies?
Do you wanna make out?
Doesn’t anybody realize that Kung Fu isn’t Chinese? He doesn’t even look Chinese. He looks like the mailman.
Don’t touch me! Don’t ever touch me! Uh, you smell like cabbage!
Don’t touch me, don’t you ever touch me! You smell like cabbage!
Dont worry your pretty little heads.
Every lie is another brick in the pathway to Hell.
Every lie you tell is just another brick to the path to hell!
French fries! French Fries
Hey, she’s bummin’ ’cause her dreams of being an only child are dashed against the rocks.
Hey, what are these little green leaves in the walnuts?
I assure you there’s nothing like them in all the Soviet Union.
I do know one thing: Dick’s ass is grass.
I got drafted. Now you can get my room like you always wanted.
I have met yams with more going on upstairs than those two.
I just saw you on the street and thought you were cute.
I just want you to know that whatever she’s on, I didn’t give it to her.
I know would you look at all that shit. Oh, I mean poo-poo!
I love dick!
I love you, I love you, I honestly love you.
I probably shouldn’t be telling you this, because of National Security but what the heck!,
I should have known the pain in my ass was Dick!
I think your cookies just saved the world from nuclear catastrophe.
I’m afraid that the president has the weight of the free world resting on his shoulders and does not have time to see any old person.
I’m tripping heavily already.
I’ve got a way with young people. They trust me.
It doesn’t look constitutional to me.
It figures the pain in my ass is Nixon – the facist.
It looks like he’s wearing blush
It looks like he’s wearing blush.
It looks like he’s wearing blush. (laughs)
It’s called insest Arlene. And it’s against the law.
Jesus Pat, will you stop snoring.
Kiss me…Kiss me!
Ladies, when you think of your president, do you think friendly thoughts?
Larry: did you two eat all those cookies? Betsy: no, actually, we gave some to mom and dad. then they ate them all, and then they started giggling and ran upstairs. I think they’re having sex now.
Leineze you gotta try some of these cookies!
Look! You suck, Dick!
NO DONT TELL HIM hes tring to trick us 2. ohhh (grabs his arm) 1. Dont you EVER touch me (start hitting each other) you smell like cabbage
No, that’s brad. I’m his roomate at school. He’s at the dermatoligist.
Not that I’m comparing myself to deGaulle…
Now everybody thinks that I’m a schmuck!
Shutup Checkers, or I’ll feed you to the Chinese!
Sir, I have met yams with more goin’ on upstairs than those two.
The gemstone is glistening. The gemstone is glistening.
The president’s dog doesn’t poop. He does his business!
They’ll crucify me if they hear that!
They’re called HELLO DOLLYS!
War is not healthy for children and other living things.
We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can’t find any books on it, and the President’s having us followed. It’s too much pressure.
When you think of the President, you don’t think… Unfriendly thoughts, do you?
Where’s mom and dad? Oh, well they had some Hello Dolly’s, and then they ate the whole thing, then started giggling and ran upstairs. I think they’re having sex!
Why is there oregano in the walnuts?
You are a meanie!
You kicked Checkers, you’re prejudiced, and you have a potty-mouth!
YOU SUCK, DICK!
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