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1) She got to you didn’t she 2) What did you expect? They’re stronger, they’re smarter, and they don’t fight fair. It’s the next step in human evolution. I mean, 10 years from now your going to need a forklift to get a hard on. I thought your heart was made out of that plastic … Read more

(Chris Farley) – you ever need anything i mean anything at all…………. ya come to me (Norm Mcdonald) – can i stay at your place tonight? (chris)- well see the thing is this i got this room mate old jack hes a little impaticular when it comes to strangers (Norm)- thats ok i i ill … Read more

1) Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist? 2)No! 1> May I go to the bathroom please? 2> Yes. 3> (With look of relief on face) Thank you. SHALL I GET THE GENITAL CUFF? A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away. All right. Cuddly, cuddly. … Read more