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Any town’s a good town when you nail a broad Every single bone in her crotch……Thats what im gonna break her top end is unlimited If you ever do anything like that again ….. I’m gunna braide your tits!!!! If you ever do anything like that again, I’m gunna braide your tits!!! Im going to … Read more

Carrie: Have you seen my boobs lately? Rebecca: Yeah, they’re pretty. Carrie: Of course they are and you know why? Because I don’t fucking jog! Did you sleep with Charlie the Tuna last night or do you need to douche? Here’s to the men that we love, here’s to the men that love us, but … Read more

Harry Callahan: I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got … Read more