Movie Quotes from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels: Quotes from the movie Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
1) Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist? 2)No!
1> May I go to the bathroom please?
3> (With look of relief on face) Thank you.
SHALL I GET THE GENITAL CUFF?
A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away.
All right. Cuddly, cuddly.
Are you ready? Then let’s got get them.
As police inspector I give you my word that the case will be investigated in a very slipshod manner.
Do you want me to use the genital cuff?
Ecuse me, may I go to the bathroom………..Thank you
Excuse me, is that man actually royalty?
Fellas, last year I made 3 million dollars, but your 50 thousand was the most fun. Are you ready? Then let’s go get ’em.
Freddy!! Do you want the genital cuff?!
He called me Lady Fanny?
i’d like a double turkey sandwich on rye, a side order of fries, one of those large knockwurts, 3 bags of potato chips, a chocolate milk and 2 beers, why don’t you have a beer? three beers! .. thank you
I’m keeping the mink. Is that wrong?
It is better to be truthful and good than to not.
ive got culture coming out of my ass
May I take your tritan, sir?
No, I’m an American. Fannie Eubanks of Omaha.
O-KLA-HOMA! Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma!
Oaaak-Laaa-HOMA OAKLAHOMA OAKLAHOMA OAKLAHOMA OAKLAHOMA
Oh, your highness, I don’t want money from a man who needs every penny to feed his enslaved people.
Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
RENEE; She’s very rich, very married, extremly corrupt and a willing infidel. LAURENCE; Perfect.
Ruperict, Remember what we did when Uncle Ted was here?
(Ruperict dons a yellow rubber glove and begins to lube it up good with K-Y jelly)
No No Ruperict,… before that!
Ruperict, You’ve been banging your pots again, haven’t you?
I told you, If you keep on banging your pots, you won’t have any left!
Ruprick leave the cork on the fork.
The women of my country fight right alongside the men. They also are too proud to accept charity.
To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.
why is the cork on the fork
women… they get less heart attacks, less strokes, less prostate trouble!
Wow! WOW! WehehOW! All I can say is WOW!
You didn’t give him any money did you?You must not give him any money.If I accept his case I must be paid a fee.
[Sitting at the dinner table]
Freddy Benson: Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?
Lawrence Jamieson: Of course you may.
Freddy Benson: [After a pause, and with relief] Thank you.
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