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1) My brother can’t walk right. Can’t talk right. You have dishonered my family. I have sworn to kill you. 2) Swearing is easy. 1)Did I tell you I was the Cha-Cha-Cha king of Hong Kong? 2)About a hundred times. Did I tell you I was pregnant? 1)Once. 2)Make that twice. a) Philosophy major, now … Read more

#1: I can’t quite place it. It tastes like… #2: Milk. Fresh, wholesome milk. 1) Oh thank god – vibrator repair? 2) No ma’am. Los Angeles Police. Sorry. 1)Do these look like the breasts of a 43 year old woman? 2)No, no. They’re quite impressive, bordering on spectacular. 1)Do you have any idea what falls … Read more

‘I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING! I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING!’ (Door to the cell closes) ‘I saw everything!’ (laughs) ‘I wont hurt you, little fly. All I want is your LIFE!’ (Dracula is having a dream) Dracula: Oh yes, Everything is so colorful, and the sun is so shiny. Would you two lovers allow me to spare … Read more