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Dracula. Not myth. He’s real, I assure you. …I was named for the Peanuts character! 1)They are nosferatu, the undead. 2)undead…UNDEAD! 1: Sorry sport,I’m athiest. 2: Jesus loves you anyway. 1>(pulling out a cross) 2>Sorry sport, I’m an atheist 1>(presses a button and knife comes out the bottom) 2>huh? 1>(stabbing person 2 in the eye) … Read more

Mirror breaks 1) Oh… a foul bauble of man’zzz… vanity. Perhaps you should… grow a beard… A. Do you want to perform an autopsy? B. No, I merely want to cut off her head and take out her heart. A: My God who are you? I know you. B: I have crossed oceans of time … Read more

#1- If there’s anything I can do , my name if Tiffany. #2- Your name if Tiffany? #1- Yes. It’s kind of a coincidence… I know. 1)You see so many women. How do you keep them from all just runnin’ together? 2)Every woman I see’s got something special, something that keeps her apart from the … Read more