admin Ladies and Gentlemen. Presenting, Vice President Hillary Clinton. Does it have a nice ring to it? Hillary might think so. She may be seriously considering asserting herself as the best Vice President running mate for Obama. If this campaign has shown us one thing, it’s that Hilary Clinton hasn’t needed any motivation to change her campaign … Read more
Candy: Wait, you guys! You can’t leave without margaritas! Valerie, what are you doing? Valerie: Goodbye, Candy, I’ll miss you. Candy: Good luck, Val. Just call. Happy trails. Dr. Gallagher: Oh, Bambi, you… Candy: No wait. (she then throws a margarita can, only to see the can hit Woody.) Woody: Hey, give my love to … Read more
–Colonel, there’s no such thing as death with honor. Just death. –I have no intention of dying now. –Mister Devlin, you are an extraordinary man. –Colonel Steiner, you’re an extraordinary judge of character. –Where are you from, son? –Omaha, sir. –By this time next year, pigeons are going to be crapping on statues of you … Read more