Candy: Wait, you guys! You can’t leave without margaritas! Valerie, what are you doing?
Valerie: Goodbye, Candy, I’ll miss you.
Candy: Good luck, Val. Just call. Happy trails.
Dr. Gallagher: Oh, Bambi, you…
Candy: No wait. (she then throws a margarita can, only to see the can hit Woody.)
Woody: Hey, give my love to Finland!
CANDY: Everyone say Velveeta Slices! WIPLOC: Vergay–vergayl ZEEBO: Vergavle Sleeces
Candy: OK, you’ve got little alien houseguests, let’s see ’em. (cough) Valerie, those are aliens!
Valerie: But I told you, Candy
Candy: Oh dear God! What do they want from us? What do you want from us?
Cuz I’m a blonde…..yeah yeah yeah!!!
i love eoin
I see split ends are universal.
Is driving a UFO good work? Do you own or rent?
Oh my Gosh! You’re like totally black!
oh TED is like a train doctor one look and he knows you guys are not local only if i had a zillon gallons of nair Candy don’t freak out promise me you won’t freak out Stop it your freaking me out!!!! you got a little alien houseguest lets see coughs Shit Valrie those are alines i told you
SINGING YOUR A LIAR AND IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIGURE THAT OUT YOU COULD SWITCH ON A SMILE PRETEND TO BE TENDER BUT I KNOW WHAT YOUR ALL ABOUT WHAT A NIGHTMARE MY FRIENDS THOUGHT YOU WERE A DREAM YOU COULD SWITCH ON A SMILE PRETEND TO BE REAL BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS I DON’T THINK YOU’LL EVER UNDERSTAND DID CHEATING ON ME MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN I USE TO WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU WALKED ON I DID EVERYTHING YOU WANTED ME TO NOW I DON’T WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU WALK ON AND I LOST MY FAITH IN YOU OH I LOST MY FAITH IN YOU.
What did you say!!? – neighbor
Oh, nothing. I’m on drugs!- Genna Davis
What to party?
Whoa Candy realy check We can’t go out with these guys their aliens SO They can still be dates Do you guys have marqirtes on your planet?
You’re an alien and I’m from the Valley.
Your tearing me apart!!!!
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