admin ***the quotes above are all incorrect. watch the freakin movie, people.*** … and never forget, there’s only three things you need in this world; the love of a good woman, a navy blazer and a satisfying bowel movement on a regular basis. 1) I think its time that you shut up now…shut up. Look I … Read more
(1) I used to box for Oxford. (2) Oh yeah? Well, I used to kill for the C.I.A. (1) You, pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scum-bag, fuck-faced, dickhead, asshole! (2) How very interesting. You’re a true vulgarian, aren’t you? (1) Otto, are you really Italian? (2) Si, absolumente. My name is Otto. It means … Read more
(1) Annie… I love you. Come here. (2) Yes. I love you. (1) I want a divorce. Stay calm. (2) But we just made love! (1) He brought her… to my son’s Bar Mitzvah! (2) Is she a gift? (1) I am not a drunk! (2) Really? Let’s examine the evidence. Look, all bottles! And … Read more