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(Phone rings incessantly) 1)How can you let it ring like that? 2) The telephone has no constitutional right to be answered.(Phone rings again)Justignore it and it will go away. (Phone rings and then stops mid ring.) See? 1) She’s young we need some young blood around here. I hear she plays tennis. 2) Hitler played … Read more

1)Your will chooses me. Your heart chooses him. 2)Then you have the best of it. My will is stronger than my heart. 1-If you have any honor in you, you will never do that again. 1. I promise I won’t kiss you again until you ask me too. 2. And that I never will. A … Read more

#1 Hey,wanna come eat with us.#2 No thanks.#1Why not,you think your better than everyone.#2Not everyone. 1)I’ll have a Harvey Wallbanger. 2)I’ll have a Harvey Oswald. 3)What’s the difference? 4)Oswald has three shots. 1. Hey, we just wanna know what it’s like to be the biggest butt in the world, since we saw it all over … Read more