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‘I’ll think about it’ means nothing in L.A. –C18. –Magic number. –I got an idea for a movie. –Doesn’t everybody? –I’m positive, it was Susan Haywood. –No, it was Rita Hayworth and Glenn Ford. –What is it? –An Oldsmobile Silhouette. –I reserved a Cadillac. –Yeah, well, this one’s the Cadillac of minivans. –What is this? … Read more

1: I don’t like coffee. 2: You don’t like kisses. 1: No, she’s cuddly. And until a few seconds ago, you assumed that because i’m a fat girl instead of some slim oil painting i’d be gagging for a quick one in the doorway of Toys R Us. I can just imagine sex with you: … Read more

– I called them for advice once – Really – Yeah, I had zits on my balls. They’re gone now – It’s your turn to get the ball – I’m not getting the ball you get the ball -But if some guy had dazled his way into my x girlfriend’s fancies I’d probably be doing … Read more