Movie Quotes from Get Shorty: Quotes from the movie Get Shorty

‘I’ll think about it’ means nothing in L.A.

–Magic number.

–I got an idea for a movie.
–Doesn’t everybody?

–I’m positive, it was Susan Haywood.
–No, it was Rita Hayworth and Glenn Ford.

–What is it?
–An Oldsmobile Silhouette.
–I reserved a Cadillac.
–Yeah, well, this one’s the Cadillac of minivans.

–What is this?
–Plan B.

1) E-G-I-E fuck you. The point is when I say jump you say OK, OK? 2) Yeah Ray, OK

1) Look at me. 2) I am looking at you. 3) No, no, look at me the way I’m looking at you. I’m saying, I own you asshole.

1)I have an idea for a movie. 2)Doesn’t Everybody?

1. Only this time it ain’t no John Wayne or Dean Martin shooting bad guys in El Dorado. 2. That was Rio Bravo. Robert Mitchum played the drunk in El Dorado. Dean Martin played the drunk in Rio Bravo. Basically, it was the same part. Now, John Wayne, he did the same in both. He played John Wayne. 1. Man, I can’t wait for you to be dead.

A Woman, A Lover, A Friend.

Are You Havin’ Any Fun.

Are you on the information superhighway?

Blockbuster but quality. No mutants or maniacs. This is going to be my ‘Driving Miss Daisy.’

e.g., i.e., fuck you!

For Gods sake, Harry, he is the shylock.

Fuck you fuckball

Fuck you, pay me

I don’t know about the mixing with the celebrities. That’s something new that was added…

I once asked this literary agent what writing paid the best. And he
said, ‘ransom notes.’

I produce major motion pictures, no T.V. You mentioned Grotesque? That happens to be Grotesque part II that Karen Flores was in. She also starred in a few of my Slime Creatures releases. You may have seen them.

I think you’re a decent type of a man. Even if you are a crook.

I’m not going to say anymore than I have to, if that.

I’m the guy who’s telling you the way it is.

I’ve seen better film on teeth

I’ve seen better film on teeth.

It is the Cadillac of minivans.

It’s chilly outside. It’s chilli inside. It’s a regular fucking chilly-fest.


Leo, look at me!

Man, I can’t wait for you to be dead.

Movie stars never pick up the check. They have no idea what things cost. Most of them don’t know their phone number or zip code.

Movie stars never pick up the check. They have no idea what things costs. Most of them don’t know their own phone number or their zip code.

No no no. Fuck you, fuckball.

Oh… and llallo too.

Rough business this movie business. I may have to go back to loan-sharking to take a rest.

Sometimes you do your best work when you got a gun to yuor head.

That’s it? Then what the fuck do I need you for?

The guy’s got a fucking pink toilet for christ’s sakes!

They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason they have such beautiful fucking sunsets

This is only the second day. We’re already two weeks behind.

This town. Word gets around, doesn’t it?

Try to be cool, Yahoo.

Well, I was scared then, but I’m not scared now. How long do you want me to be scared?

What is the point of living in L.A. if you’re not in the movie business?

What’s the point of living in L.A. unless you’re in the movie business?

Where’s my money?

Whew, this movie business is tough. I might just have to go back to
loan-sharking for a while to get some vacation.


You don’t know me. You only think you do.

You want me to do something for you?

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