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(announcing to the table full of relatives) …I came. DadNo, we made love…I f*cked them. sonWhat was it like? DadIt was…great. sonWould you do it again? DadYes sonWould you ever f*ck me? DadNo…I’d jerk off instead. >Is it someone else? >No, it’s just you. ….>You think I’m shit. Well you’re shit. And I’m champagne Dr. … Read more

1. How come every time we fly over, they shoot at us? 2. Because we drop bombs on them. 1. They have no sense of humor…CAN’T YOU GUYS TAKE A JOKE? 1. I don’t know what I’m doing here. 2. Yes you do. 1. I’d say you missed your bus. 2. I don’t own a … Read more

..And as your mother tells you, as mine told me, it is always good to try new things. 1/ Good evening Clarice, just like old times 2/ Shut up! 1/ So what do you think? Does Lecter wanna fuck her or kill her or eat her or what? 2/ Probably all three… although I wouldn’t … Read more