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1) Screw you! 2)Wouldn’t it be cheating on the sherif? 1)Why did the armadillo cross the road? 2)Why? 1)It didn’t. See? Be careful of boys, they have a way about them. They’ll make ya feel like fine crystal one minute, an old penny the next. Darla dropped her flaming batton…she almost went up like one … Read more

Could I trouble you for a nice warm glass of milk it helps me sleep. you could trouble me by enjoying a nice glass of shut the hell up, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep, read the name tag you’re in my world now Grandma. It struck my foot!!! … Read more

I’m speaking clear penguin! Just a moment. I hear people wanting something… ME! Kiss my frozen tushy! Kiss it, kiss it! Leopard Seal: Remember dumplings, I know where you live. Ramón: Yeah, it’s called LAND, lardface! Man, how’re we gonna tell his mama he brought us all the way out here just to kill himself? … Read more