admin #1 What have you done with my wife? #2 Ready! Go Wildcats! (jumps on him) No wives in here Mister.(kisses him) Quiet my parents are in the next room. (kisses him again) #1 Whoo. Your naughty. #1 Mmmm. This is good coffee. Hard to find coffee this good in Philly… but you know that, don’t … Read more
(Brooks is a waiter at the Last Supper.) WAITER: Are you all together or is this separate checks? (Pop sound)Wash this. (Soldier)Goodbye head! (Comicus)Hello balls! *stripper dances* hes a unique.. *stripper dances* hes a unique.. *stripper dances* hes dead.. 1 – Occupation? 2 – Soldier 1 – Have you killed anybody in the last week? … Read more
–Do you mind if I join you? –Seems you have. –I’m too young to die. How about you? –Too well-known. –Morro rather implied you were a gambler. –The way I do it, it isn’t gambling. –She is beautiful as well as interesting, isn’t she? –She’s beautiful, that’s always interesting. –Whenever I have nothing to do … Read more