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(1) That one’s ready for marriage. (2) How do you know? (3) Pierced ear. He knows pain and he’s bought jewlery. 1) Hey, whats up? 2)Not my temperature. 1) PI 2)Puking incident. Some kid puked all over the shark pool. Anyway, I need you to clean it up for me right away. A.S.A.P. Alex- You … Read more

#1) Hey, Theodore! Is there a place where I can fill my canteen up with water? [#2) snags #1)] Yo, my name is not Theodore! [throws #1) to the ground) It’s Armpit! [answered] There’s a water spigot over there. #1) Thanks, Armpit! #2) Whatever. #1) Hey, Theodore! Is there a place where I can fill … Read more

–I play games. I play post office. –Post office? That’s a kid’s game. –Not the way I play it. –Look, suppose I died and left you some money. What would you call that? –A miracle. –What kind of place was it? –Speakeasy. –Okay, what kind of place was it? –I just told you. Speakeasy. –I … Read more