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…the lawn at the Country Club dance was torn up…….someone urinated in the refreshments…..someone farted all over the gym…..played a lewd recording over the PA……and then someone went onstage and stuck his finger out in place of his dick or somethin’ 1. Did you hear about Jean Friedman? 2. No, what happened? 1. I heard … Read more

(1) How is it that everytime you say ‘yes sir’ it sounds more like ‘fuck you’? (2) Pratice. …wonder woman leaps up and says what the f**k was that? and the invisible man says I don’t know but my a**sehole is killing me! 1) How does it feel to be a ghost? 2) Ghosts are … Read more

Be careful, it’s my heart. Come to Holiday Inn. Happy Holiday. Here, have a slug out of a mug. How could I stop him when I don’t know which way is Connect-i-cut? I can’t tell a lie. I’ll capture your heart singing. I’ve got plenty to be thankful for. If you want to look me … Read more