#1) Hey, Theodore! Is there a place where I can fill my canteen up with water? [#2) snags #1)] Yo, my name is not Theodore! [throws #1) to the ground) It’s Armpit! [answered] There’s a water spigot over there. #1) Thanks, Armpit! #2) Whatever.
#1) Hey, Theodore! Is there a place where I can fill my cantten up with water? [#2) snags #1)] Yo, my name is not Theodore! [throws #1) to the ground) It’s Armpit! [answered] There’s a water spigot over there. #1) Thanks, Armpit! #2) Whatever.
‘If only, if only,’ the woodpecker sighs, ‘the bark on the tree were as soft as the skies.’ While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, He cries to the moon, ‘If only, if only.’
(Armpit) So, what’s happening with Barf-bag? (Pendanski) Lewis won’t be returning, he’s still in the hospital.
(Kid bumps into Stanley, and Stanley runs into a bully.) (Bully) Watch it! (Stanley) You watch it, man. (Bully) (kicks Stanley) What did you say to me?!
(Kid bumps into Stanley, and Stanley runs into a bully.) (Bully) Watch it! (Stanley) You watch it, man. (Bully) (kicks Stanley) What did you say to me?!
1) Are you trying to be funny or do you think I’m stupid? 2) I wasn’t trying to be funny. 1) Excuse me?
1) Get me a wrench…read my lips – GET ME A WRENCH! 2)I’m gettin it you sideburned neanderthal – I ain’t here to be a mechanic….ouch! Don’t throw nothin at me!
1) Thanks, boys. you’ve been a big help.
1) There ain’t no loot 2) Don’t give me that. You done robbed every bank from Hell to Houston
1: I didn’t know Marion was a man’s name. 2: It isn’t.
1:You are here because of one person only; do you know who that one person is? 2: Yeah, my no-good-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
a -r -m-p-i- to the t what does that spell dawg thats me i dont take showers i dont brush my teeth all i do is eat drink and sleep
give some examples of quotations from the text that reveals something interesting topotential readers
Good, cause all that sploosh is getting to me.
He found refuge in god’s thumb
He’s so stupid he don’t even know he’s stupid!
I can fix that.
I can’t help it.Whenever I get around a car
I just start twitching
I told you I was on the brink – of stink!
I’m tired of digging grandpa.
JAKE SMITH AKA SQUID MAN ITS SQUID YOU WANNA TRY ME AND IM WITH AN IV TRUST ME BOY YOU CAN’T PAY THE FEE TRY DIGGIN ONE HOLE THEN SEE ME BOY! DIG UP OH OH DIG IT MAN ITS SQUID
kissin kate- you still want that kiss? (shoots sheriff)(kisses him on the head)
Madame Zeroni- If you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, You and your family will be pushed for always in eterity!
Magnet:I would’ve made it out if my pocket didn’t start barking.
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Mom:(Talking about Zero) He’s so stupid, he doesn’t even know he’s stupid.
Mr. Pedanski: D-I-G, what does that spell?
(Zero hits Mr. Pedanski over the head with his shovel)
Zero: Dig!
Mr. Sir: Once upon a time, there was this magical place where it never rained. The end! Hahahaha!
Mr.Pedanski:Well what do we do now?
Warden:I’ll tell you what we do,what ever I say she walks out
Pedaski:But you didn’t say anything. So what do we do now?
Mr.Sir:We do what ever I say. He leaves.
Pedanski:But you didn’t say anything either.
Person 1: D-I-G. what does that spell?
Person 2 picks up his shovle and smacked person 1 in the face. person 1 falls to the ground and peron 2 crouches over him.
Person 2: Dig!
person 2 runs
person 1:yea, she even has video cameras hidden in the showers.
person 2:i wonder if she watches me while i shower…
person 3:he said video cameras, not microscopes!
Rise and shine Onion Man! You been fartin so loud I can’t sleep.
Sam ‘The Union Picker’: I can fix that.
SHIA FROM THE COMMENTARIES YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL ME IN THE HOOD
TRIGGER HAPPY!!!!
Smaller shovel, smaller hole.
Smaller Shovel,Smaller Hole
Smells like puke from a mule been ruminating on asparagus for two weeks.
So uh, where’s the lake?
Squid: You got Zero to talk, man!
Armpit: Hey, what else can you do, Zero?
STANLEY AND ZERO ARE SURROUNDED BY YELLOW-SPOTTED LIZARDS IN THE HOLE WITH THE TREASURE. PERSON 1- Well shoot them! (referring to the lizards). PERSON 2- The lizards or the kids?
Stanley Yelnates: If only, if only, the woodpecker cries, the bark on the trees where as soft as the skies. While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, he cries to the moon, if only, if only.
Stanley Yelnats: [calling in the distance] ZEROOOOO!!! ZEROOOO! [bus passes by] ZERO!
Stanley: (to Armpit) Hey, Theodore, is there a place where I can fill my cantine with… (Armpit grabs his head with his arm) Armpit: Yo, my name is not Theodore..(pushes him to the ground)It’s Armpit. There’s a water spigot over there. (Stanley goes to the water spigot and fills the cantine) Stanley: Thanks, Armpit.
Armpit: Man, whatever.
thats the bets hot fudge sunday ever!
The young warden: I’m tired of this, grandpa! Grandpa: THAT’S TOO DARN BAD!!!
Twitch: Jaguar…nice car.
Warden: Come on, Stanley. Just let me see waht’s in the trunk.
Stanley: Excuse me?
Well, you little stunt just cost you a a week worth of shower tokens. AWWW, man. You’re sleeping outside!
what is a quotation from the book
YEAH THATS KEITH BERINGER. HE WAS IN MY MATH CLASS
You know why they call him Zero? Cuz he got nothin goin on in his stupid little head.
You take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day in the hot sun, an’ it turns him into a good boy. That’s our philosophy here at camp Green Lake.
young warden: im tired of this grandpa!
grandpa: well thats too damn bad!
young warden: well sorrrrrrrrrrrrrry.
grandpa: you’ll thank me for this someday.
Zero – I can’t read
Zero: I’m not stupid. I know everyone thinks I am. I just don’t like answering stupid questions.
Zig Zag: Did you tell him about the lizards?
zigzag:yea, thats keith barenger,armpit: man whos that? zigzag: he was in my math class! magnet: yea it must belong to him huh zigzag
[last line] (Stanley Yelnats): I guess you’ll have to fill the rest of those yourself.
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