admin -A marriage isn’t all about sex. -That’s exactly what the people who aren’t having sex say. -He hasn’t kissed me in 14 years. -Well it’s natural when you get older for people to lose interest in sex. -Oh we still have sex, we just don’t kiss. -I want a divorce. -But we just got married. … Read more
(Guy spits up balls and says in a high-pitched voice)OK, you win. (in subtitle) What a pretty man. (in subtitles) 1) come abord, have some fudge. 2) I can’t I’m on Jenny Craig. (Sheen, after falling headfirst into the ground) That’s right Cindy, it’s 7 minutes after the hour, and here’s The Buckinghams with Kind … Read more
(1) For your information I’m at 100 feet. (2) Yah!.. I’m at Third and Main! –You’re quite a guy! –So are you! 1) My god I got to pee. Had a better part of my bladder BLOWN off in guadal chanel. 1) Admeral Benson! 2) Really? That’s my name too! 1) Are you OK, sir? … Read more