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1) (soothing 2, who’s in labor) OK, look, let’s imagine a garden with trees and birds cheeping, cheep, cheep, cheep. 2) (clamps a hand over 1’s mouth) Let’s imagine drugs. 1) You think you’re the first clown who woke up and said ‘I think I’ll have a kid’? 2) I didn’t say that. Why are … Read more

1)Here it comes. The Victoria Cross bit again. 2)It was then that I was given the Victoria Cross bit for bravery. Haha, those were the days! Discipline (shakes the stick) discipline was attained! Builds character, and all that sort of thing you know (leans on the stick and breaks it). Uhhh, where was I? Oh … Read more

1) His name is Mimi Siku. Roughly translated, it means ‘cat piss’. 2) ‘Cat piss’? 1) You Pinare now. Pick a name 2) You pick for me. 1) Ukume. It means ‘sound of rain on river. 2) Ukume. It’s pretty. 1): Dad keeps everything in the bookcase 2): Andrew! 1): Behind the Bible and Judith … Read more