admin 1. How do you want your drink? 2. In a glass. I’ve had measles once. Now I’m immune. Must be like living in a wallet. Nothing that being eighteen again wouldn’t cure. Well, I guess I’m allergic to career women. Had enough of that when I was a kid. My mother was the president of … Read more
#1Just beacause your a parrish doesn’t mean you can hang around with my girlfriend.#2Whe’re just friends.#1Not anymore.Get’m.#2(punched in the eye)OOF.#1I got his bike.#2(geting up)JRERKS!(wipes his blood off) #1You didn’t have to,I was going over to Billy’s to get it myself.#2I told Billy to stop picking on you. #1{Throws game into lake}#2I’m sorry to forget what … Read more
Cowards die many times before their death; The valiant never taste of death but once. Et tu Brute?, then fall Caesar. (Dies) Flavius: Hence! Home, you idle creatures, get out home! Is this a holiday? What, know you not, Being mechanical, you ought not walk Upon a laboring day without the sign Of your profession? … Read more