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(repeated line) STUPID PEASANT!!! 1) I will hang you by your feet, servant! 2) No, no master! Not the feet! I prefer the thumbs. 1) Master, I have to peepee 2) Ah, you have to pee? Go outside! 1) But sire, the wolves will eat me! 2) Then take a torch Damn English wizards. Can’t … Read more

(1) Excuse me. Hi! It worked, thanks! He knew how to fix my earring (2) That’s because he’s a little tulip! (1) Reptile, how many times have I told, ‘no animals in my gym class’? (2) I know Coach Morrison. Is just that I was afraid that if I left him in the locker the … Read more

(Door opens) 1: Shut the door bitch…2: (cracks the door open) you know there is a lock 1: Im clostrophobic (PETER) I’m not afraid of you. I studied martial arts with some of the best Chinese masters. (TOM) Well, I sure hope they taught you how to pull a fire poker out of your ass! … Read more