Funny Newspaper Classifieds More funny headlines » Funny Signs English is our language. No Excetions! Diet water: Half the calories of regular water, but with all of the taste! For Restrooms, Go back towards your behind. You lady will push this button before leaving. Or ELSE! Don’t let worries kill you. Let the church help. … Read more
Several years ago, on a college trip to an orphanage in Mexico, I enthusiastically greeted each of the children with “Buenos Dios! Buenos Dios!” After many puzzled looks and much laughter, a friend explained, “You’re not saying “Good day.” You’re running around shouting “Good God! Good God!” Anyone trying to learn a new language is … Read more
Want to show them you really thought about them when you got their gift– without spending much? Give them a signed, personalized copy of InnocentEnglish.com’s humor book of funny English mistakes: “Never Lick a Gift Horse in the Mouth!†“… We keep it in our bathroom- which is actually a great compliment.†“Some hilarious gems. … Read more
