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This book is what started the popular site InnocentEnglish.com, which isÂ hitting 4 million visitors this week. The retail price of the book Â is Â $10 each, or $30 plus shipping and handling for three books.Â
But with this special holiday offer, you get 3 books shipped to you- a $40 value- and each Â book isÂ signed, and if you want, inscribedÂ with a short personalized message to the recipient. And to celebrate 4 million visitors, and Â in an attempt to spread a little cheer and laughter this holiday season, Iâ€™m actually offering the books for free!
Â You just pay $3.50 for shipping, handling and payment processing per book (Otherwise, I would lose too much money). That’s Â about the price of a nice Christmas card.Â That’s Â a total of only $10.50. for three Â signed, personalized humor books!
This special will have to end after 200 books are given away, so if you want to give 3 or more people a cool, thoughtful personalized gift, and cross them off your list, order now.Â
~This short term offer is only good for the U.S.Â For Canadian addresses, add $6. (Customs might attach a small customs fee to your order). Orders aren’t available to other countries at this time.
~All three books will be shipped together to one address. They are not sent individually to seperate addresses. (If you prefer to have just 1 signed book sent to someone directly, the price is the same as the three book special, so just pay with the “buy now” button and then send an email to books@InnocentEnglish.com requesting I just send one.)
~ Orders should be received within 7Â days of your order, but this cannot be guaranteed.Â
Ordering is as simple.
SimplyÂ order through Paypalâ€™s trusted and secure payment system, by clicking the Buy Now button.Â All books will be signed, but if you want something else written in the book, write it in theÂ “Any specificÂ signing requests?” box, at paypal, or send your inscription request within one hour of your order toÂ Â books@InnocentEnglish.com .
This small, fun humor book has 400 funny mistakes, divided into over 30 categories, such as:Â
A Student’s Christmas Card: May you be full of it this peaceful holiday season!Â
Top 10 Most Romantic Lines From New English Language Students:
Order your three signed copies now. A fun, light gift for about the price of a good Christmas card.