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Good Tongue Twisters – poems and songs


Here are some good, funny and sometimes hard and challenging tongue twisters

I’ll start with a couple of tongue twister songs I put together for my other site for kids songs, SongDrops.com. First, is the youtube video of tongue twister Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. I changed it a little to make it rhyme and to make it a little more challenging. This site cannot be reponsible for any tongue injuries which may occur while attempting this!

Youtube video of the kids song: Sally Sells Seashells by the shiny seashore
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And here’s the youtube video of my other tongue twister song, Peter Piper.
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Sally sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells Sally sells surely won’t sail
But since Sally sells sea shells and not ship sails,
Surely she’ll sell all the shiny sea shells she’s soon shipping on sale.


Uma Mona Newman
(An InnocentEnglish.com Original, by Bryant oden)

Short Version:

There once was a woman
Named Uma Mona Newman
She made her mom, Marilyn, M&Ms
She didn’t make the maximum
She only made the minimum.
She didn’t make them masculine
She only made them feminine.
And just for the millennium
She made them with chrysanthemum
And a hint of mint and cinnamon
Made by a man from Tiananmen.
And a minute amount of aluminum, for which there is no synonym.
Uma Mona Newman made a minimum of feminine cinnamon aluminum M&Ms.

Uma Mona Newman: Longer Version
There once was a woman
Named Uma Mona Newman
She made many mini-cinnamon M&Ms

One month for the millennium
I heard she made a minimum
Of at least a million of ‘em
And made some of ‘em feminine
She made them with illuminated
Aluminum chrysanthemums
With a minimum of cinnamon
Made by a man from Tiananmen

Uma Mona Newman
made for the millennium
a minimum of a million
feminine cinnamon
aluminum chrysanthemum M&Ms.

She was commonly nominated
For her M&Ms that demonstrated
Abdominally sophisticated
And perfectly administrated
perfection that was indicated
By the times that it was imitated
But not completely duplicated
By the many who insinuated
The complexity was overstated
But finally they were most persuaded
Though to admit it yes they hated
That she had a gift most underrated
Of making the M&Ms they ated.

Uma Mona Newman
made for the millennium
a minimum of a million
feminine cinnamon
aluminum chrysanthemum M&Ms.

~~~~~~

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk


These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .


Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said “this butter’s bitter! But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better” So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so ’twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!


A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, “Let us fly!”
Said the fly, “Let us flee!”
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.


Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


Perspicacious Polly Perkins purchased Peter Piper’s pickled products And peddled pretty popular pickles to produce a pretty proper profit!


If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It’s slick to stick a lock upon your stock,
Or some stickler who is slicker
Will stick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor
With a lock!


Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See’s saw
Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw,
See’s saw would not have sawed
Soar’s seesaw.
So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See’s saw sawed
Soar’s seesaw.


Ned Nott was shot
and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott
than Nott.
Some say Nott
was not shot.
But Shott says
he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
was not shot,
or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
then Shott was shot,
not Nott.


However, the shot Shott shot shot shot Nott not Shott.


Freshly-fried flying fish.


Greek grapes go great draped on crates of crushed dates.


There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fischer.


The epitome of femininity
With double indemnity

Page Topic: Good and funny Tongue Twisters

Page topic: fun, easy and hard tongue twisters collection: some of the best and most famous classic tongue twisters poems and some tongue twister songs of Sally sells sea shells and Peter Piper.

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Comments

62 Responses to “Good Tongue Twisters – poems and songs””

  1. twister gyrl12 Says:
    January 13th, 2008 at 3:00 am

    omg loved them made my heard hurt but it dit twist my tongue

  2. ANA Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 3:30 am

    I LOVE UR TONGUE TWISTERS U SHOULD PUT MORE NEW ONES

  3. mikayla Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 6:40 am

    the shott one was so funnt but it gets anoying with all them shots in there

  4. orangecandy102 Says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    these were cute, i loved em!

  5. tsweety35 Says:
    May 14th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    the shot one was so hilarious i put it in my pro but it sorta hurt my tunge blah blah blah blop

  6. Kymberly Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    I luv ur tongue twisters they r great hope u can put more on next week.

  7. OMG Says:
    June 15th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    wow my tongue hurts

  8. Ruby Says:
    July 31st, 2008 at 12:41 am

    These were awesome!

    Here’s a longer version of Betty Botter:

    Betty Botter bought some butter
    But the butter, it was bitter
    If she put it in her batter
    It would make her batter bitter
    So she bought a bit of butter better than her bitter butter
    And she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter
    So ’twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

  9. Bob Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    You forgot one of my favorites:

    I thought a thought,
    but the thought i thought
    wasnt the thought i thought i thought.
    If i hadnt thought the thought i thought i thought,
    I wouldnt have thought so much.

  10. Twinky Says:
    September 29th, 2008 at 7:40 am

    All the tongue-twisters were gr8! I love them! Hope u can put in more interesting 1s!

  11. lester Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 5:34 am

    ganito lng ako simpleng kabayo maipagyayabang ko ay buhok ko

  12. Julie Says:
    November 11th, 2008 at 10:45 am

    OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I thought that the tongue-twisters were AWESOME

  13. coolkid Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 7:52 pm

    wow i like your toung twister its cool lol………….

  14. coolkid Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    wow….

  15. Lillan Says:
    December 9th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    love the tongue twisters

  16. xxx???xxx Says:
    December 12th, 2008 at 8:25 am

    omg the tongue twisters were great. u gonna put any more on ?? ;]

  17. xxRxx Says:
    December 17th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Great tongue twisters!!

  18. amna Says:
    December 22nd, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    they r kooooooooooooooooool

  19. ETIENNE Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    I’m a massage therapist. There is the best tongue-twister on earth but I forgot. But that’s why I’m at this site. But I invented one: “SORE SHOULDER”.

  20. Nicole Says:
    February 11th, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    Say Irish Wristwatch Fast!!!! Fun Loved the Tongue Twisters!!! LOL

  21. clarissa Says:
    March 28th, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    the best for me is tongue twister

  22. hailey Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    I love all of the tongue twisters. they really made my tongue twist. most of them were really hard to say so that made it fun to read. all of the tongue twisters were great.

  23. Cherry/ mz.terry Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 9:14 am

    love tongue twisters

  24. kakibakar Says:
    July 23rd, 2009 at 7:16 am

    the sixth sick Sheik’s sixth sheep is sick

  25. Hank Ickes Says:
    July 27th, 2009 at 6:17 am

    Does anyone know a song where the lead line in each verse goes:
    “Susan, Susan, sitting in a (various occupations) shop/
    All day long she (various activity) and (slightly *other* activity),/
    All day long she (other activity, repeated) and (first activity, repeated) . . .

    which, when sung faster and faster, if mis-pronounced forms a borderline off-color term)?

    Thanks!

  26. cute Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 4:01 am

    tnx………
    it’s cute and challenging

  27. Anonymous Says:
    August 20th, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    When a doctor gets sick and another doctor doctors him does the doctor doing the doctoring have to doctor the doctor the way the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored, or does the doctor doing the doctoring of the doctor the doctor the doctor as he wants to do the doctoring?

  28. rOciLLE Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    wOw!! thE bEst tOungE twistEr i’vE EvEr hAd..
    hAvE sOmE mOrE??

  29. twisted Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    the shortest one that works great:
    toy boat

  30. ziyad Says:
    October 22nd, 2009 at 2:20 am

    i Love tongue twisters……… and these are the best ones i ever read. I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream

  31. deepak Says:
    November 3rd, 2009 at 6:35 am

    hai
    In every cite repeated tongue twister are there its boring to see and read please make some difference
    thank u

  32. Pepsimae Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 12:42 am

    “Toy Boat” – say 5 times fast

  33. acabilos Says:
    December 7th, 2009 at 8:13 am

    it is difficult in the position of my tongue but it is funny.

  34. halie Says:
    January 4th, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    i love your tongue twisters

  35. tess Says:
    January 17th, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    wow those are great i love them i love the seashell won and the woodchuck one!

  36. double a Says:
    January 27th, 2010 at 10:22 pm

    hi my names alex im 13 and i got bored and foung this here is one Irish wrist watch or toy boat.

  37. Rajiv Kane Persaud Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    Say this 3x fast:

    Which witch wished witch wicked wish on which witch day!

  38. liana Says:
    April 14th, 2010 at 1:41 am

    i used to collect tongue twisters. from this i gpt more. thanks a lot.now i could enjoy with my friends.

  39. liana Says:
    April 14th, 2010 at 1:42 am

    i used to collect tongue twisters. from this i got more. thanks a lot.now i could enjoy with my friends.

  40. Anonymous Says:
    April 30th, 2010 at 7:04 am

    this page sucks

  41. toniann Says:
    May 21st, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    the skunk stunk the skunp the stunk stomped the skunk the skunk stonk the stomped.

  42. sandy Says:
    May 21st, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    pipper picked a peper picked 100000 picker peppers pepper picked 1000000000000000 more pepper how many did he pick.

  43. sarahanna (: Says:
    June 25th, 2010 at 11:28 pm

    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa , nice one ;)

  44. Anonymous Says:
    August 10th, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. (he carves a “V” into a sign) The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. (giggles) Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

  45. joan Says:
    August 15th, 2010 at 1:57 am

    LOL!!NICE DAY

  46. rerere Says:
    August 26th, 2010 at 11:07 pm

    cool

  47. HOLLY Says:
    September 6th, 2010 at 9:40 am

    AMAZING! I LOVE THEM! I COULD COMPLETE THEM ALL! THATS HOW GOOD I AM AT THEM!

  48. Anonymous Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 10:24 am

    I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream.

  49. Sally Says:
    October 18th, 2010 at 7:34 am

    i like ur tongue twisters..i have read them before at one more website..exactly the same!!!well,i don’t sell seashores..hahahaxx!!!keep it up!!

  50. Anonymous Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    soo cool///i love them i couldnt even read them properly./

  51. eni Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    soo cool///i love them i couldnt even read them properly./

  52. emely Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    this re like super duper kool haa………

  53. bernadette Says:
    November 6th, 2010 at 5:02 am

    i like to read your twister…even my tongue find it hard keep it up

  54. AnGeLz Says:
    November 8th, 2010 at 5:16 am

    luv tongue twister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. Mithun Sen Says:
    December 15th, 2010 at 2:10 am

    all are very good.

  56. peter piper picked a peck of pickeld peppe Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    cooolllllllll i loved them you should put more on your website.

  57. petr piper picked a peck of pickeld pepper Says:
    January 25th, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    sooo fast sooo cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool i lllloooovvvveeee iiiitttt.i love it

  58. roselyn Says:
    March 3rd, 2011 at 4:53 am

    i love it.. :)
    i need someone to love.. ♥

  59. unknown Says:
    March 14th, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    pretty hard lol

  60. Phil Says:
    March 15th, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    Nice. Oh man my tongue .

  61. star Says:
    March 20th, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    i luv ur tounge twisters there so hard but fun

  62. Edwin Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 2:15 am

    I juz feel good reading this lovely tongue twisters!they really help me as a school teacher n juz make my kids love me more.

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