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Crude Pick up lines: Some Rated R, rude, crude and blunt and sexual pickup lines and chat up lines.

Visitors have been submitting their own funny pickup lines on the main pickup line page   but we try to keep most of this site PG, and there are some we haven’t wanted to post on the funny pick up lines and chat up lines page.  So we made this page, for more crude, rude, blunt, adult, mature, sexual and inapropriate pick up lines.  We still may not post all of your pick up line comments, but this will have some of the ones that were a bit much for the main pick up line page.

So warning- some of these pick up lines may be offensive, rude, crude, or bluntly sexual. If you are easily offended or too young for this, please stop now.

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164 Responses to “Crude Pick up lines: Some Rated R, rude, crude and blunt and sexual pickup lines and chat up lines.””

  1. Smurfie Says:
    January 31st, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    you want my number? You Just Have Too Come Back Too My Place So I Can Bend Over And Get My Fone!!..x..

  2. Bree Says:
    January 31st, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    i wish i was your math homework because then i’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk

  3. IDK Says:
    January 31st, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Im not too good at algabra but U + I = 69

  4. jj Says:
    January 31st, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    Hi. Do you have any fruit?
    because my friend over there said you looked like you had a really nice juicy pair.

  5. Jac Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 am

    guy: i was thinking, we could go back to my house order some pizza and then have sex
    girl: no
    guy: what u dont like pizza?

    is ur dad a lumberjack cuz u just gave me wood

  6. xka Says:
    February 4th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    UR HOT

  7. mckenzieleigh Says:
    February 4th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    hi.im an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus.

    if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances of getting head?

    if you think Chewbacca is hairy wait till you see my wookie:]

    the word of the day is legs, lets say we head back to your place and spread the word.

  8. lalala Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    did you just fart because you just blew me away

    my love for you is like diarrhea. it runs forever.

  9. Megz Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Hey baby, how about we do some maths? We’ll subtract our clothes, I’ll divide my legs and we can multiply ;)

  10. Cool Daddy Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Lets be honest, i want 2 F*** your brains out.

  11. madi Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    i have a dictionary in my pants.
    let’s say we go back to my place and put some words in your mouth.

  12. Tyler Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

    Im good at math, me + you = 69

    Im like domino’s pizza, if I dont come in 30 minutes the next one is free.

    Lets kiss like Australians, its just like french kissing only you go down under.

  13. mckenzie leigh Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    hi.im an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus.

    if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances of getting head?

    if you think Chewbacca is hairy wait till you see my wookie:]

    the word of the day is legs, lets say we head back to your place and spread the word.

  14. Anonymous Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    holy sh*t.
    this is dirty stuff.

  15. Mike Says:
    February 16th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    Are you a farmer? cuz u sure know how to raise a cock.

  16. chris Says:
    February 20th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    u sure look like a treasure 2 me. now prove it. show me ur chest.

  17. john mayor Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    ifi was gay i wouldnt be all over you

  18. not white Says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 11:38 am

    u must be a general cuz my privates are at attention

  19. Rachel P.S. I'm not a niger Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    ok this isn’t a pickup line but take off your clothes I’ll spread my legs and let’s get busy

  20. stacey a.k.a. tink Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 1:54 am

    guy:do you like to dance

    girl:yeah why

    guy: ok well go over there and dance so i can talk to your friend

  21. Anonymous Says:
    March 16th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    if you were a book you would be considered FINE PRINT

  22. heyzooze Says:
    March 17th, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    hey nice shoes…wanna f****?

  23. michael Says:
    March 17th, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    guy asks girl
    did u no the human body has 206 bones??
    girl: yes
    guy: how would u like another ?

  24. alex Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    im like taco bell i’ll spice up your night

  25. Anonymous Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let’s have sex!

  26. katarina Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    if you were a buger i would pick you first

  27. katarina Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    wwwweeeeeee oooooohhhhhh wwwwwweeeeee ooohhh wwwwweeeeee ooooohhhhhhhh whats that you say its the police comming why u ask you just stole my heart away.

  28. CoNNoR Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 6:46 am

    hey baby, do u work at subway? Cuz u just gave me a footlong

    Is ur shirt felt? Do u want it to be?

    What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper!!!

  29. Anonymous Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    Baby,
    Did you know that there are over 500 muscles in the body?
    Want another one?

  30. yomama Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Baby, are you in a car cause you driving threw my mind

  31. yomama Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    Guy: Girl, are you from tennessee?
    Girl: No, why?
    Guy: Cause your the only 10 i see.

  32. Terry Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 4:21 am

    Guy: What is your ethnic background?
    Girl: I have a bit of Irish and French in me. Guy: do you want a bit of Australian in you?

  33. sexy can i Says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 7:40 am

    My magic watch says you don’t have on any underwear. (Yes I do) damn! It must be 15 minutes fast!

    Nice legs. What time do they open?

    How about you sit down on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

  34. anonymus Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Let’s get some eggs and butter. After that lets get busy!

  35. sharky Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants!

  36. anonmyus Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 12:36 am

    how much does a polar bear weigh.

    enough to break the ice

  37. Mikey Barbs Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

  38. stankfart Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 9:03 am

    shoot these lines are good

  39. Tim Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 11:35 am

    How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertillized?

  40. mSTAR Says:
    June 22nd, 2008 at 5:29 am

    Guy: have you tripped over a tree stump?
    Girl: no
    Guy: how bout a root?

  41. mSTAR Says:
    June 22nd, 2008 at 5:30 am

    INTERCOURSE!!!

  42. mSTAR Says:
    June 22nd, 2008 at 5:34 am

    Would you like to pat my shnowzer? Then we can play with my dog

  43. me!! Says:
    June 22nd, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    this is some good stuff lol

  44. pRe-t-b0ii Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    i lost my teddy bear

    can i sleep with u

  45. Pjl Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 8:10 am

    is you heart in the middle can isee it? i have no more eggs at home can i have yours?!

  46. larrybronco Says:
    July 31st, 2008 at 12:09 am

    tell the girl that she would look good with 150 extra lbs on her and then say ME

  47. Mandy Says:
    July 31st, 2008 at 2:41 am

    * lick your finger and place it on the person*

    lets get you outta these wet clothes

  48. Snowflame Says:
    August 21st, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

  49. richo Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 3:12 am

    Are You from the flintstones
    because i can make your bed rock

  50. max and steven Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 10:45 am

    i wish i could rearrange the alphabet so i could put U and I together

  51. cait Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    my lips hurt…. will u kiss um better????

  52. Anonymous Says:
    September 15th, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    like bacon? wanna strip?

  53. Lizi, Haydn, Peg n Rach Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 6:20 am

    I’m an FBI agent (Fine Body Inspector) and I’m gonna have to ask you to assume the position.

    Sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty darn good!!!!

    hehe

  54. Anonymous Says:
    October 15th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Your right leg is like Thanksgiving and your left leg is like Christmas. Can I visit between the holidays?

  55. Anonymous Says:
    October 15th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    Guy says: Do you sleep on your stomach?

    Girl says: yes or no (doesn’t matter)

    Guy sayd: Can I?

  56. MuZzTeK Says:
    November 19th, 2008 at 2:57 am

    My name is (insert name)…. now remeber that coz u will be screeming it later

  57. ANG21BOY Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 8:42 am

    Are you made from some cement? Because you make me hard

  58. Kyle Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 8:09 am

    do you live near an airport?
    Coz my hearts about to take off ;)

  59. Jakee Says:
    December 13th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    If I’m a pain in your arse, we can just add more lube !

  60. Shayla Says:
    December 15th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    How tall am i?

    then you say, ” dont be checking me out”

  61. bobby Says:
    December 16th, 2008 at 8:18 am

    sex please

  62. Callum Says:
    December 16th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Why don’t you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?

    Can I touch your belly button…from the inside?

  63. BETHHHH(:! Says:
    December 17th, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

  64. big daddy Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 1:08 am

    you look like a bad girl looking for a good time

  65. big daddy Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 1:09 am

    will you help me find my lost puppy,,, it ran into that cheap hotel room across the street

  66. big daddy Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 1:10 am

    i lost my number can i have yours

  67. big daddy Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 1:11 am

    should i call you in the morning or should i just wake you up

  68. big daddy Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 1:18 am

    are your legs like peanut butter… you know like spread

  69. big daddy Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 1:21 am

    you’d look good in my portfolio thats it

  70. big daddy Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 1:22 am

    were you in band,, cuz it looks like you could slide a trombone

  71. Billy Bob Joe Jack (lolz) Says:
    December 24th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    is there a wrench in my pants or am i glad to see you!!

    all i want for christmas is you in my bed!

  72. Shane Says:
    January 13th, 2009 at 7:30 am

    Did you wash your pants with Windex? Cuz i can see myself in them.

    Can I borrow 35 cents? My mother told me to call her when i fell in love.

    Do you believe in love @ first site or should i walk by again?

    Are you wearing Space Underwear? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

  73. Hayley B Says:
    January 28th, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Do u like chocolate … well pull down ur snickers and ill give u a boost !

  74. logan lee Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    are those space jeans cause your butt is out of this world

  75. Lance heron Says:
    February 11th, 2009 at 10:54 am

    do you play basketball because i would love to dunk on your rack

  76. Xen Smith Says:
    March 14th, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    If you were my guitar, I’d hit your G string all night!

    You like games? How about you come to my place and play with my joystick all night!

    I’m like a Rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get!

  77. Tomasz Says:
    March 17th, 2009 at 10:57 am

    I’ve got a sweet hole for your stiff pole.
    I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

  78. Tyler Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

  79. Anonymous Says:
    March 20th, 2009 at 9:03 am

    woow

  80. momma Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    guy: YOU LIKE pep ralleys
    girl: yeah
    guy:well lets have one in my pants

  81. momma Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    your love is like a river that makes me shiver your eyes are like gold it is precious to hold your legs are like ice cream that is smooth so lets get some burgers and grt busey

  82. devin Says:
    April 8th, 2009 at 8:17 am

    Do you have a mirror in your pocket?, because I can see myself in your pants.

  83. Todd C Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 8:42 am

    Want to play house? You can be the door and I’ll slam you.

    You know, I was a soldier, if you want I can show you what it was like. I’ll take cover and you can blow the shit out of me.

  84. Todd C Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 8:46 am

    If you think I look good now, wait until you see me sweating at your place.

    ( put two fingers together and slowly start putting space between them) Smile when you’d be satisfied ( when you get to about eight inches apart) Ooo, you’re a greedy bitch.

    Sex for fifteen minutes is like running a mile. I could use the excersize.

  85. Jake Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    do you work at at&t because baby your raising my BAR

  86. Jake Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    excuse me i cant find my treasure can i look in your chest

  87. Jake Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    Im like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder i get!!!!

  88. stephen Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    il pump up the patry

  89. will Says:
    April 17th, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Do you have 5 dollars cuz i have a footlong.

    Lets pretend youre a pile of rocks and im a bulldozer so i can plow you.

    Your hot can I rail you?

    Hey you give me a chubby.

  90. keven from Dav City Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 7:45 am

    Sit on my face i’ll guess your weight

  91. Woah where's my batman glass Says:
    April 22nd, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    let’s count shoulders (touch your left, right, her left, her right.) 1, 2, 3, 4!

    My penis stopped breathing, can you do CPR?

    What has 142 teeth, and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My Zipper.

  92. Manuit Says:
    April 29th, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    I’m looking for a cave to put my treasure in and
    out. can i put my in your?

    Their are lots of beautiful beaches, but u r the only one i go in.

    I AM THE MAN JOKE!

  93. champ Says:
    May 8th, 2009 at 7:47 am

    as long as i have a face you will always have a place to sit

  94. Bing bong brothers Says:
    June 13th, 2009 at 11:27 am

    Guy:Hey there, where have you been all my life?
    Girl: In Hiding!

  95. bobby Says:
    June 20th, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    get ur rat out

  96. datdesikidd Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    congratulations girl, you just won a free night to spend with me

  97. Jaymz17 Says:
    July 17th, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    Is that a Mirror in your pocket? cuz I see me in your pants.

  98. derek-p-1@hotmail.co.uk Says:
    July 31st, 2009 at 10:34 am

    is your name jacob coz ur a wee cracker

  99. Catlover Says:
    September 3rd, 2009 at 8:10 am

    Wanna see my toolbox? We can go nuts and screw or you can handle my power drill …

    If I’m Ali Baba, will you let me into your cave if I say ‘Open Sesame’?

    If I’m Aladdin, will you let me rub your lamps?

    If you’re Cleopatra, show me your pyramids and I’ll show you my obelisk …

    If you’re Helen of Troy, wanna ride my Trojan horse?

  100. Anonymous Says:
    September 25th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Is that a keg in ur pants cuz i wanna tap that ass

  101. zopah Says:
    October 16th, 2009 at 6:27 am

    nice legs when do they open?

  102. kozerrrrr Says:
    October 18th, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    women are like beer, their loads of fun, but only last a certain amount of time

  103. randy Says:
    November 5th, 2009 at 3:50 am

    women are like tornados, they suck and blow and after all thats done ur house is gone, ur car is gone and ur money is gone.

  104. randy Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 4:50 am

    Go out with me or die

  105. Anonymous Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    if you know the song im going to rock and roll all night… by KISS this is how tha rythm goes

    im gonna rock the bed all night and sleep every day

    then say do you like that plan if so heres my number i free any time then blw a kiss

  106. Dannyboy Says:
    November 17th, 2009 at 6:11 am

    Can I touch your belly-button…..from the inside?

  107. GingerBear Says:
    December 9th, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    Get in the van

  108. Duke Allen Says:
    January 1st, 2010 at 11:36 pm

    Can i hit you from the back with my subway

  109. Royce Says:
    January 12th, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    r u vacuum cleaner because i heard you suck blow and get layed in the closet

  110. Shore Says:
    January 22nd, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    HAHAHAHAAHAH! get in the van

  111. Anonymous Says:
    January 28th, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    the names bond unibond im here to fill your crack

  112. Jade and Kate Says:
    February 13th, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection..? i dont have a porsche.

  113. Alice Says:
    February 18th, 2010 at 10:35 am

    nice ass, can i wear it as a hat

  114. chris ryan fred Says:
    February 26th, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    whats the diference between a ferrai and dead prostetute u wont find a ferrai in my garage

  115. MEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says:
    March 9th, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    wow that was sexy,
    wanna bang?

  116. ya...dad Says:
    March 24th, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    if u were a car door, i’d slam u all night long!!

  117. AJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says:
    March 26th, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    hello my name is pinocchio come and sit on my face and i will tell you lies

  118. Calli Says:
    April 1st, 2010 at 10:46 am

    Gee… those are some nice legs… when do they open?

  119. Codie Viars Says:
    April 4th, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    You know what my mind and pants have in common, I cant get you out of either of them.

  120. Anonymous Says:
    April 9th, 2010 at 2:10 am

    im the pencil and u can be the sharpener

  121. Matman Says:
    April 17th, 2010 at 5:21 am

    Get in the Van!

  122. Sarah Says:
    May 2nd, 2010 at 11:38 am

    Lets intergrate together, so i can be the area under your curves.

    If you were cosx and i was sinx together we could be 1

    Your sweeter than 3.141592(pi)

    if i keep halving the distance between our lips, will we ever meet? no? let me prove your theory wrong.

    If i were an enzyme i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes.

  123. smokin joe Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    im no weather man but you can expect more than a few inches tonight!

  124. smokin joe Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    wanna 68 thats were you go down on me then i owe you 1

  125. smokin joe Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    hey baby why dont you come over to MYSPACE so i can TWITTER your YAHOO until you GOOGLE all over my FACEBOOK!

  126. smokin joe Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    i heard you were lookin for a stud well i have the std the only thing that is missin is u

  127. smokin joe Says:
    May 7th, 2010 at 12:06 am

    how about you pay my tab and ill screw you in return

  128. ;D Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 8:10 am

    damn thee r some good lines here, and thats comin from a girl, so u will kno that they work(DONT USE THE NERDY ONES THEY’RE WEIRD)

  129. Anonymous Says:
    May 25th, 2010 at 9:18 am

    Is that a wrench in my pants or am I just happy to see you ;)

  130. Josh Says:
    May 26th, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    Are your parents retarded,because you seem pretty special.

  131. Josh Says:
    May 26th, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    Are you a pokemon, because I wanna peek-at-chu.

  132. danny Says:
    June 6th, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    hi my name is….(nametag)
    Niel Anblowme

  133. Rachael Says:
    June 9th, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?!

  134. baha bitch Says:
    July 6th, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    I like your hair… it’d look real good in my crotch.

  135. mogel Says:
    July 9th, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    is your name gillete cos your looking sharp

  136. mogel Says:
    July 9th, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    can i borrow your libary card cause i wanna check you out

  137. mogel Says:
    July 9th, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    can i take your picture , i wanna show santa what i want for xmas

  138. shaun Says:
    July 9th, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Was u mother a weight lifter ? Girl no why, becouse she must been to have a dumbell like you

  139. dan cashman Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    excuse me ur standing on my penis

  140. Diggle Says:
    July 14th, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    I might be a bit premature in saying this, but you’ve got the prettiest face I’ve ever come across!

  141. Chris Says:
    July 14th, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    Hey Baby, wanna see my telescopic double?

  142. ;) just go for it Says:
    July 31st, 2010 at 12:58 am

    those are some of the best ive seen for such a long time and damn they are good….also coming from a girl they sure as hell will work, most of the ;)

  143. Justin Says:
    August 14th, 2010 at 10:06 am

    Is your dad a baker ? coz you got nice buns*

  144. adam Says:
    September 11th, 2010 at 9:02 am

    guy; there seems to be something wrong with my phone?

    girl; why whats up with it?

    guy; it doesnt have your number in it

  145. s Says:
    September 12th, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    pooopoo

  146. Taylor Says:
    September 13th, 2010 at 3:38 am

    What can wink and #%@& like a tiger? …..;-)

    Do you have a keg in those pants cause id really like to tap that ass.

  147. Will Says:
    October 23rd, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    Lol

  148. mmm Says:
    October 26th, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Guy: Can i see your phone?

    Girl hands the guy her phone and askes why?

    Guy: i want to see if it has this new app on it.

    Girl : ya whats that?

    Guy: My number. (;

  149. reptar Says:
    November 4th, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    that shirt is very becoming on you, but if i were on you id becoming too

  150. phantomworks Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 3:44 am

    Hey bimbo!Let’s play sardines!I’ll bring the oil!

  151. brady Says:
    November 11th, 2010 at 11:30 pm

    Hey babe, Can I land my plane on your landing strip?

  152. Anonymous Says:
    November 14th, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    your my favorite midnight snack

  153. crazy chic Says:
    November 20th, 2010 at 10:32 am

    i hope you know CPR cos u take ma breath away

    loool…and some of these are well weird guys

    ahaha x

  154. krow Says:
    November 22nd, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    that shirt would look great on the floor next to my bed

  155. Jey Says:
    January 8th, 2011 at 8:02 am

    I may be short, but it ain’t my feet holding me up ;]

  156. dagz Says:
    January 17th, 2011 at 4:48 am

    Its late, you’ll do.

  157. dagz Says:
    January 17th, 2011 at 4:49 am

    Hey there, I didnt mean to stare at you from across the room. Its just that you look so familiar….have i done you before?

  158. GAZZA Says:
    February 8th, 2011 at 10:42 am

    IS YOUR DAD A TERRORIST?

    NO WHY?

    COZ UR THE BOMB

  159. dutchbaby Says:
    February 17th, 2011 at 6:29 am

    Hey there does this cocktail napkin smell like clorophorm?

  160. poet103 Says:
    March 2nd, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    Do you belive in energy conservation?
    *Yes or No (doesn’t matter)
    I see, Well think of it this way, how would you feel if someone turned you on and then left.
    *Bad
    Then don’t leave me.

  161. ayee Says:
    March 8th, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    you no what i like most in a girl

    no what?

    my bone

  162. buzz Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    Nice pants!

  163. xizzo Says:
    July 4th, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    How do you like your eggs in the morning?…Fertilized :)

  164. Jess Angus Says:
    July 18th, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    lol, dunno ;)

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