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Weâ€™ve all heard a clever and witty way to describe someone who isnâ€™t too bright or who acts a bit unusual. Hereâ€™s a collection of some of the best funny expressions for describing people who are a little, um, whatâ€™s the delicate way to say it? Stupid. Gee, I wish there were another way to say thatâ€¦
He’s one taco short of a combo plate.
A few beans short of a chalupa.
one sandwich short of a picnic
A few beers short of a six-pack
One brick short of a load
A few cards short of a deck.
A few bees short of a hive.
He’s one chopstick short.
Heâ€™s one egg roll short of a Pu Pu Platter.
More expressions that are nicer ways of saying someone is strange, stupid, dumb or not very bright or smart.
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