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We’ve all heard a clever and witty way to describe someone who isn’t too bright or who acts a bit unusual. Here’s a collection of some of the best funny expressions for describing people who are a little, um, what’s the delicate way to say it? Stupid. Gee, I wish there were another way to say that…
He’s one taco short of a combo plate.
A few beans short of a chalupa.
one sandwich short of a picnic
A few beers short of a six-pack
One brick short of a load
A few cards short of a deck.
A few bees short of a hive.
He’s one chopstick short.
He’s one egg roll short of a Pu Pu Platter.
More expressions that are nicer ways of saying someone is strange, stupid, dumb or not very bright or smart.
To read the rest, go to: Funny expressions for saying someone is stupid or strange
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THE DOG WAS THIS BIG!
WANNA HAVE ONE ON ONE WITH ME??
So, as he was attacking me, i grabbed him by the shoulders and bit his ear off like this……
GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME MORE…..GIMME MORE
I vont to suck your blood
Who’s nicked my accordian!?
I thought I grabbed your ……nevermind