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Bush Quotes and Bush Bloopers of 2004

 

 

Funniest Bush quotes for 2004 are:

 

 


10) “I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.”

—Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004


9) “Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.”

—Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004


8) “Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat.”

—Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004


7) “It’s a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.”

—Washington, D.C., Dec. 21, 2004


6) We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That’s why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental — supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel.”

—Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004


5) “After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week — we will have an all-volunteer army!”

—Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004


4) “Tribal sovereignty means that; it’s sovereign. I mean, you’re a — you’ve been given sovereignty, and you’re viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.” —Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004


3) “I hear there’s rumors on the Internets that we’re going to have a draft.”

—second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004


2) “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.”

—Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004


1) “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

—Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

 

 

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Top 10 Funniest Bushisms of All Time


 

 

Best and funniest bush quotes of all time are:

 

 

Funny Video Compilation of Classic Bush mistakes and bloopers

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The Top Ten Funniest (and Saddest) Mistakes, Misstatements, Bloopers and Blunders By President George W. Bush (so far…)

1. It’s not easy to try to narrow down well over 100 funny Bush bloopers and mistakes to 10. And of course, 100 people would have 100 different lists, with a lot of overlap. But here are 10 of the most famous, talked about, and appreciated George W. Bush Mistatements. Some are funny, some are sad, and some are actually a bit scarey. There are a lot more Bushisms on this site, so have alook around if you want to read more…

2. “I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.” —Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

3. “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

4. “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

5. “There’s no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world’s worst weapons.” —South Bend, Indiana, Sept. 5, 2002.

6. “There’s an old…saying in Tennessee…I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once…(3 second pause)… Shame on…(4 second pause)…Shame on you….(6 second pause)…Fool me…Can’t get fooled again.” —Nashville, Tennessee, Sept. 17, 2002.

7. “See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don’t attack each other. Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction.” —Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

8. “The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the — the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.” —Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003.

9. “I’m looking forward to a good night’s sleep on the soil of a friend.” —on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

10. “Wow! Brazil is big.” after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005
A TIE BETWEEN: “Rarely is the question asked, ‘Is our children learning’?” —Florence, S.C. Jan 11 2000 “The illiteracy level of our children are appalling.” —Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 20004

 

 

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