Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock, knock. Who’s here? Some of the best (and by “best†I mean most painful) knock knock jokes around, that’s who.
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
B-4.
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!
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Knock Knock.
Who’s There? Georgia
Who? Georgia the Jungle, watch out for that tree!
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Knock Knock.
Who’s There? Abby
Who? Abby birthday to you.
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Knock Knock.
Who’s There? Irish stew.
Who? Irish stew in the name of the law.
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Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Latin!
Latin who?
Latin me in would be a nice idea!
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Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!
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Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ashe
Ashe who?
Bless you!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner’s ready.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary lee
Mary lee who?
Mary lee we roll along.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out.
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