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Everlasting
Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call.
What is it?
Time
Old and Strong
This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
A Waterfall.
One Way
What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
Unseen
I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow.
What am I?
The wind.
I am Brittle
No sooner spoken than broken.
What is it?
Silence
A Biblical Thought
I killed one fourth of mankind. Who am I?
Cain (who killed Abel).
Better off Burned
When they are caught, they are thrown away.
When they escape, you itch all day.
What are they?
Fleas
Sound
You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung.
What is it?
A Bell
Ewww!
You can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving.

What is it?

Got milk?
Strange Death
A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan’s doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?
The stranger was a baby and the woman died in childbirth.
Lotta Numbers!
How high would you have to count before you would use the letter A in the English language spelling of a whole number.
One thousand.
What are we?
We are little creatures;
all of us have different features.
One of us in glass is set;
one of us you’ll find in jet.
Another you may see in tin,
and the fourth is boxed within .
If the fifth you should pursue,
it can never fly from you.
What are we?
We are vowels.
Think Family
What relation would your father’s sister’s sister-in-law be to you?
This person would be your mother.
Half of That?
If you’re 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door.
You will never reach the door, it will always be half the distance, no matter how small!
Lucky to be…
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn’t wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
This man is bald!
Ancient?!
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
Newspaper Divider
Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and
decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn’t touch each other. How did she accomplish this?
Tom’s mother slid a newspaper under a door, each sibling standing on each side.
Presidential Ties
The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents, but were not brothers. How can this be possible?
They were the same man. Grover Cleveland served two terms as president of the United
States, but the terms were not consecutive.
More Word Play
I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assasinated. What am I?
Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?
That’s Confusing
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no.
What was the question?
Do you mind?

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5 Responses to “Riddles 2””

  1. OMG Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    ow my head hurts now

  2. toria Says:
    August 12th, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    wow now i know where my teacher kept getting riddles from

  3. LAUREN IS AWESOME! Says:
    March 13th, 2010 at 7:16 pm

    the riddle: ewwww is stupid. that didnt make any sense at all >:(

  4. HAHAHa Says:
    February 16th, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    WOW lauren has no sense of humor!!!

  5. curious101 Says:
    July 9th, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    answer to lotta numbers…shouldt it be 101?

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