man these riddles are good, i tried the fifty bucks trick on a dumb ass kid for ten dollars and he literally gave me ten bucks!!!!!!! I can make a living with dumb people and with these jokes
the riddler Says:
December 16th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
A man is driving down a road. The moon isn’t out, the stars aren’t out, his headlights are off, and he doesn’t have a flashlight. How does he see?
E. Nigma Says:
January 19th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
A man leaves town on Friday stays out of town 3 days an somehow returns on Friday. How is this possible?
Friday is the name of his horse
February 14th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
E. Nigma. Your riddle is has a bit of a problem…the problem is: You shouldn’t say he left town on friday then returns on friday. It should be he left town on friday and somehow returns by friday.
Then it makes more sense and becomes alot more complicated.
May 5th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
e nigma i think u copied icarly
May 14th, 2009 at 4:21 am
Money to news to anything you desire,
I have the ability to burn without fire,
I can take you anywhere & everywhere
& yet the whole time you & I will just stay here,
I have no doors but most of the time I have windows.
What am I?
June 20th, 2009 at 1:55 am
Four men sat down to play.
They played all night till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun.
With separate scores for everyone.
When they had come to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the paradox explain,
If no one lost, how could all gain?
They were musicians
Matt W Says:
July 6th, 2009 at 9:45 am
To the person who wrote the 6th comment, you are a computer.
1# A guy lives on the 34th floor of an apartment building and everyday he always takes the elevator down to got to work.When the day’s over and he comes back home he goes the the elevator and presses the 15th button, gets off on that floor, and walks the rest of the way back up to his apartment without making any stops.
Why didn’t he just press the 34th button?
He’s too short to reach the 34 button
2# A girl is stuck in a metal room with no windows or any way of getting out except a door that is locked.
In that room is a table, piano, saw and bat.
Since the girl was very smart she found out a way to use each of these items to get herself out and also one way of getting out with just using herself.
There are four ways. What are they?
a)She can swing the bat three times and then she’s “out”.
b)She can use a piano “key”.
c)She can saw the table in half to make two halves and then put them together and she’ll have a “whole” (hole).
d) she runs around the room until she wears herself “out”
3# An old rich man was counting all of his money when he got a phone call. He put it all away except for one one-hundred dollar bill so he could test wether or not his staff were trust worthy. When he came back he noticed it was gone and he asked the maid if she had seen it. She said yes and that she had put it in a cabinet so as for safe keeping.
They checked but it was gone. They asked the cook if he had seen it and said yes and that he had put it underneath a vase as for safe keeping. They checked but it was gone. They asked the butler if he had seen it and he said yes and that he had put it in a book between the pages 5 & 6 for safe keeping.
It was gone. They asked tha gardener and he said he hadn’t seen it at all. Who stole the money?
you can not put anything between the pages of five and six.
#4There’s a fox, a bag of seed, and a chicken across the river from the farm. You have a boat that can carry you and one other item. The fox can’t be left alone with the chicken and the chicken can’t be left alone with the seed. How do you get them all across?
You take the chicken across, bring the seed across, take the chicken back, bring over the fox and return for the chicken again.
#5brothers and sisters I have none, that man’s father is my father’s son
the man is his son
October 7th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
i will kill you! muahahaha
November 14th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I AM NOT GOOD AT RIDDLES AT ALL!
December 5th, 2009 at 10:53 am
wow some of these rittles are very good.
yours were awsome rachel
if a man was born in Grease, raised in Spain, went to America and died in San Fransico, what is he?
dead, (he died in San Fransisco
what can run but cant walk
there is a round house, while the police are walking outside they hear a scream. when they get inside, the person is dead with a knife near them on the ground. they ask the maids what they were doing when the person died. #1 was doing the dishes, #2 was dusting the corners, #3 was walking the dog, #4 was making the beds and #5 was cleaning the Swords. Which maid killed the person?
Under the sea are 4 marine creatures. 3 marine creatures asked 1 marine creature and said “What’s in the water but is not a fish, a mermaid, a shark nor a whale. What am I?” The marine creature answered “it is me!”. He is correct but what was he?
March 22nd, 2010 at 8:36 pm
A man and a wife were both in a dark room,
the husband then shot the wife ten times! But the wife managed to stay alive, how?
idk wat my names is... Says:
April 3rd, 2010 at 4:11 pm
ok i got one and pwaes dnt criticise it :) my dad told me this wen i was 10 and he said ill give u a year 2 find out wat its is and he finally told me!!! btw im 12 he told me a year ago IT TOOK ME A YEAR well besides im not good at riddles anyways but.. ill get 2 the riddle… ok, theres a man and he moved in to a hotel and there were 24 floors.. everytime it rains he can go up 24 floors and down 24 floors.. but wen its sunny he and only go up 12 floors and down 12 floors.. why?? answer is> the man is a little person. when it rains he cen use his umbrella to press all the buttons, and wen its sunny he cen only reach his lil arms only to the 12th button.. lol :)
June 6th, 2010 at 9:56 am
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
ETCHY BOY Says:
June 25th, 2010 at 2:32 am
LOVE UR RIDDLES
August 6th, 2010 at 1:59 am
Men hunt my first, then seecond my first, to obtain my whole.
what am i??
(i acctually know someone who figured this out)
Sealskin – think about it…
men huint my first (the seal) second (skin)
my first (the seal) to obtain my whole (the sealskin)
August 6th, 2010 at 2:00 am
i am the begining of eternity, the end of time and space, the begining of every ending, and the end of every place; what am i??
the letter e
August 6th, 2010 at 2:03 am
a man hung himself in a locked room with no way out and nothing in the room except 4 walls amd a puddle of water.
how did he do it??
it was a block of ice
August 6th, 2010 at 2:03 am
what runs around a field, but never moves??
August 6th, 2010 at 2:05 am
marys father has 5 daughters
what was the fifth daughters name??
MARY! (read the question again…)
September 8th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
why was the doctor mad?
Cuz he ran out of patients!!!!
September 14th, 2010 at 8:32 am
the first riddle is kind of stupid… if it’s developed enough to hatch after 3 days it would by per definition have both meat and bones (if not on the outside) in that egg. aside from that an egg can’t walk
September 14th, 2010 at 9:01 am
You drive a bus from destination to destination. There are 5 stops along the way.
On the first stop 8 people get on the bus.
On the second stop 3 people get off while 7 more get on.
on the third no one get on or off the bus.
on the fourth stop. 5 people get off the bus and 1 get on.
on the fifth stop everyone get off.
who drove the bus?
I think “you” will know if you think about it :)
September 14th, 2010 at 9:19 am
known scale riddle.
You have real gold coins where each weighs 10g. You also have fake coins where each weighs 9g. These are put in 10 bags. 10 in the first, 20 in the second, 30 in the third and so on. Only one of the bags are filled with the fake coins.
To help you find out you have a scale. However. You can only use this scale one time and one time only.
How do you find out which bag it is?
helping question if you don’t know this: What happens if you weigh all of the bags at the same time?
September 14th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Shadow was vacationing on the Isle of Begile. On this island the natives always lie and the visitors always tell the truth. While walking along the beach, Shadow was approached by two ladies who introduced themselves as Josie and Cricket. Cricket said to Shadow, “I am a native, but Josie is a visitor.” Are the two ladies both natives, both visitors, or one of each?
October 1st, 2010 at 2:27 pm
They must be one of each, as if one of them says she is a native then she is a visitor and Josie is a native and if she is a visitor she is telling the truth – either way – they are one of each
October 2nd, 2010 at 4:31 am
October 6th, 2010 at 5:12 am
To riddle number one…how could it walk away, he went into the field to *eat* something, why would he wait three days? it should be in his stomach not walking!
#29: If Cricket were a native, she would have said, “I am a visitor”. That would have been a lie! If the same question had been asked to Josie, SHE would have said, “I am a visitor”. This problem has no solution.
November 4th, 2010 at 8:35 am
Heres a good one (I hope):It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it?
November 4th, 2010 at 8:37 am
The answer to my riddle is Nothing. Nothing is bigger the God, Nothing is more evil the the devil, The poor have nothing, The rich need nothing, and if you eat NOTHING you’ll die. Duh
ALL THESE RIDDLES SUCK AN ALSO THE COMMENTATORS TOO ACCEPT OF ME
December 12th, 2010 at 5:17 am
these are rubbish
the 2.0 Says:
February 18th, 2011 at 9:26 am
i like all these riddles and theyre all pretty awesome
the 2.0 Says:
February 18th, 2011 at 9:45 am
hey do u guys know the answersto #9 & #17
March 3rd, 2011 at 1:05 pm
@ #29 they are both natives. It says that natives ALWAYS lie, but it doesn’t say they dont say some true things. cricket is telling the truth when saying she is a native, but telling a lie when saying that josie is a visitor which makes her entire statement a lie, even though a part of it is true
March 4th, 2011 at 3:20 pm
I really like riddle #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!