Sweet pickup lines: The best sweet pick up lines to pick up girls or guys

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Here is a collection of the top 50 best sweet pickup lines and chat up lines for picking up guys or girls at a bar. Sure, some of them are way too cheesy, but sometimes cheesy mixed with sincerity does have a sweetness and vulnerability to it…  of course, as we all know, in the end, it’s not the line that’s recited, it’s who is saying the line.  here is the list of sweet pickup lines and chat up lines:

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so  can I buy you a drink?

Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Hi. I just wanted to say I think you are really pretty, and I’d like to buy you a drink.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me can I borrow your cell? it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.

If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

Oh, that’s why the sky is so gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.

I don’t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart.

i must be a snowflake because I’m falling for u.

Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
Hi. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!

I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!

I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…

do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.

Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Then can I?

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.

Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?

Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.

 

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210 thoughts on “Sweet pickup lines: The best sweet pick up lines to pick up girls or guys”

  1. Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you’re desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, “how about you call me tomorrow and we’ll figure out a way to spend this money?”

  5. guys says: are your parents retarded?
    girlsays: what??
    guy says: cuz baby ur special!!!<3

  13. is there a rainbow above your head?
    cause when i saw you i found the treasure i have been searching for.

  20. I was going to try some clever pick-up line, but when you looked at me I couldn’t think straight.

  22. guy-can i have a picture of you?[girl says why]so i can show santa exactly what i whant for christmas.

  24. Lets play a game but not hide & seek you know why?
    Cuz i found what i been looking for the whole time

  25. this one has been used on me…and i fell for it cuz i was drunk….hahaha…

    him: im going to the store, need anything?
    me: sure, a bag of chips, cookies, and some candies
    *he goes to the store and comes back with my stuff*
    him: i got what you wanted, so here’s what i want in return.
    me: and what is that?
    him: ur goods for a sweet kiss

  26. Boy: Hey… do you have any raisins?
    Girl: uhhhh, no?
    Boy: how about a date? (:

    BAM! in the sack.

  29. These always work for me plz coment ;D

    I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons

    Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

    I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?

    What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

    I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? (my fav)

  37. “TRUE MEANING OF LOVE”
    Love is a sensation, cause by temptation, to feel penetration, a guy stick his location to girl destination, to increase the population, for the next generation, did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration….!!!!!!

  44. I’m like a light switch baby i’m easy to turn on and you can see alot, but if you turn me off you can hardly see anything.

  47. hey my friend over there wanted to know if you like me?

    Your beautiful and any guy who doesnt see that has a problem with themselves

    have we met before or were you the girl of my dreams?

    how many times have you pushed me? once cuz i fell for you fast

  48. I forgot my library card but can I still check you out?

    Is your daddy a baker? Cuz dang you got nice buns.

    Your eyes are the color of my toilet water at home.

    Is your name Campbell’s…cuz you’re mhm mhm good.

    *recommend the first one

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