I once had a chap before me who’d been caught stealing from the mess. I ordered every alternate fingernail to be removed, and you know, I still get a card from him every Christmas. I tried to teach the rudiments of rugby football. But it wasn’t really their sort of thing. They hang on to … Read more
1: But that 3% gives you, Ienstine, Motzart… 2: Jack the Ripper 3: Yeah he’s right 1: Dear God, look at that! 2: Is that him? 3: Have a great ride Jim 1: Has it been tested? 2: Are you kidding? This equitment is way to exspensive. 2: Do it 1: My baby 2: Hmm? … Read more
–Do you copy? –Copy, all I do is copy. I need you to trust me. I study traffic patterns. I’d probably lose my citizenship for this. If you don’t help me, I’ll die! See you in the sewer. We put an explosive charge in your head. Does that sound familiar? What I’m selling and who … Read more