Here’s another good inspirational story: A Letter From Home I had a safe trip. The angels carried me safely into Father Abraham’s bosom. Oh, the thrill I felt when I met the one that died for me! And no matter what you’ve heard, there’s just no words to describe the glories that surround him. I’m … Read more
–The closer I get to death the more I realize that I love you. –The closer I get to death the more I realize I love me, too. I have no friends in Washington. I vote Republican. I tell jokes. That’s dangerous enough. I Wind Up Taking A Fall. It’s nights like these that drive … Read more
–O’Hara here. Leave a message and keep it short. –Channing here. You’re fired. Short enough for you? Blotz! So you wanna play hit the balls hey?! SMACK!! (the suit hits the reported right in the testicles) Tim, anything in this room strike you as odd? Weird family. Your space ship is double parked in my … Read more