(sung) Smile, when your heart is aching. Smile, even though it’s breaking. When there are clouds in the sky, you’ll get by if you smile through your pain and sorrow. Smile, and maybe tomorrow you’ll see that life is worthwhile, if you just smile. 1) Maybe I should just move to Chnia. One kid per … Read more
1) I’m running away. 2) Where you running to? 1) California, I’m going to Hollywood to live with the Brady Bunch. 2) I wanna live with them too. 1) No, you can’t, they have enough kids, you’ll have to live with the Partridge Family. 1) Your lip bleeding? 2) No. 1) What’s wrong with your … Read more
–I find people to be in movies. –They pay for this? That’s so stupid. –You’ve been talking to my father, haven’t you? Cut! Print! Does anyone here speak English? Perfect! Either I’m in heaven or the Miami airport. Either God is in the salvage business or Bigfoot took my car! I don’t like heights. This … Read more