“Cornelia lost her pearls and I got mine!” A scavenger hunt is just like a treasure hunt, except in a treasure hunt you find something of value, and in a scavenger hunt, you find things you don’t want and the one who wins gets a prise, only there really isn’t any prize. It’s just the … Read more
–Is this a game of chance? –Not the way I play it. A man’s kiss is like his signature. A thing worth having is worth cheating for. Any time you’ve got nothing to do, and time to do it… come up. During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Compelled to live … Read more
–Heaven is like living in the place you love best for all eternity. –So it’d be just like staying here, then, wouldn’t it? It’d be like not dying at all! –They’ve decided to call it asbestos. –It tastes like your mother’s porridge. All that’s on his mind is slanking. He’s French. Did you do it … Read more