1) I’m running away.
2)
Where you running to?
1)
California, I’m going to Hollywood to live
with the Brady Bunch.
2)
I wanna live with them too.
1)
No, you can’t, they have enough kids, you’ll
have to live with the Partridge Family.
1) Your lip bleeding?
2)
No.
1)
What’s wrong with your eyes?
2)
A girl can never wear enough eye shadow.
(Looking at a picture) 1)Is that your dad? 2)Yes. 1)Who’s that with your dad? 2)It’s my mother. 1)Do you remember her? 2)No. Gramoo says she’s in Heaven.
(talking about her period) I’m hemmorhaging!
1) Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
Carnnk yu sheeee ik??
Can’t you see it?
2)
No.
1)
It’s there.
2)
Vada there is no chicken bone stuck in your
throat.
1) Dr. Welty, are you sure those are yours?
1) After your mother died, he was sad all the
time, but before that, he was pretty funny.
2)
Really?
1)
Now when I see him with Shelly, sometimes he
seems like the old Harry.
2)
My Dad was funny?
1)
Well he wasn’t one of the Marx brothers, but
he made me laugh.
1) Come on Vada, come outside. 2) Oh, i don’t know. 1) Maybe we could go swimming. 2) Swimming? NO!! And don’t come back for five to seven days!!
1) Dad, i’ve been hemmoraging for quite some time now, and it could only mean one thing. Cancer. I’m dying. 2) Sweetie, could you pass me the mayo out of the refridgerator?
1) Didn’t I give you a picture of what she
looked like?
2)
Yeah……..
You don’t like it?
2)
This was the Reverend Porter’s wife, you have
her looking like a two dollar hooker.
1) Don’t worry, there’s a strategy to bingo. For instance, on a given night anybody can win, but I play the odds, when choosing bingo cards, I use a range of theories from the laws of probability to avoiding duplicate number systems. This way you get much more activity. 2) Does it make it easier to win? 2) No. Just more activity.
1) Excuse me Harry, I finished Mr. Layton’s
hair. He kinda looked………
Harry, what’s wrong with her?!?
2)
Oh, she’s just pretending. Vada, get up here
and eat your broccoli!
3)
(very sick sounding voice)
I think it’s my prostate.
1) He’s allergic to EVERYTHING 2) Even chocolate 1&3) EVERYTHING!!!
1) Hey look!
2) At what?
1)
That’s Mr. Bixler, let’s go talk to him.
2)
I don’t wanna talk to a teacher, it’s summer!
1) I just had a terrible thought Harry.
2)
What’s that?
1)
I’m gonna be putting makeup on some of these
people very soon.
2)
Why d’you think these seats were empty.
1) It’s only black when you’re around, because you put me in a bad mood. 2) Maybe black means you’re happy? 1) I don’t think so.
1) Meet Harry, Gramoo, and Vada Sultenfuss. 2) Vada Sultenfuss? 3) I like my name.
1) Miss DeVoto, this isn’t a beauty parlor, it’s a funeral parlor. 2) They’re dead? 1) Yes. 2) Stiffs? 1) Deceased.
1) Okay, I know you’ve suffered a terrible loss,
and there’s really nothing anyone can do to
comfort you, but I urge you to focus on the
times you had with the camper, the trips you
took, the sights you saw, those days are gone
now, but they’ll live on in your heart
forever.
2)
This guy bonking you?
3)
Danny that’s a real bonehead thing to say!
1) Vada?
2)
What?
1)
Would you think of me?
2)
For what?
1)
Well if you don’t get to marry Mr. Bixler.
2)
I guess :)
1) Well well well, what’s going on in here?
2)
Nothing, I’m dressing.
1)
Oh, you’re dressing, uh huh, Harry Harry
Harry Harry, don’t you know it’s not nice to
lie to your big brother?
2)
HEY! WATCH THE HAIR!! THIS SHIRT GIVES!!! ALL
RIGHT!!!!
I’m going out with Shelly.
1) Well, what is it? I can handle it.
2)
You are perfectly healthy.
1)
That can’t be, I have all the classic
symptoms.
2)
Sweetheart, did they bring Mr. Layton to your
house today?
1)
Yes.
2)
Vada you’ve gotta stop this, there’s
absolutely nothing wrong with you!
1) What’d you do that for??
2)
Who are you?
1)
I’m his brother.
2)
Oh then you’ll probably be visiting us here
quite often.
1)
WHY??
2)
Because if he ever tries to take Shelly’s
camper again, I’m gonna bury him in my front
yard.
1) Why do you think people want to get married?
2)
Well when you get older, you just have to.
1)
I’m gonna marry Mr. Bixler.
2)
You can’t marry a teacher, it’s against the
law.
1)
It is not.
2)
Yes it is, cause then he’ll give you all A’s
and it won’t be fair.
1)Daddy, why is that coffin so small? 2)They come in all sizes, honey. Just like shoes. 1)Is it for a child? 2)Uh…of course not. 1)Then what’s it for? 2)Short people…very short people.
1)Danny, this is Harry, Phil, Gramoo and Vada Sultenfuss. 2)Vada Sultenfuss? Tough break. 3)I like my name!
1)Did you read all these books? 2)Uh huh. 1)What are they about? 2)Mostly about love…romance. 3)EW! GROSS!
1)Say something it’s too quiet. 2)Um…uh… 1)Just hurry! 2)I pledge alligence to the flag of the United States of America…
1)Shelly where can I get $35? 2)She’s crazy! She wants to go to school over the summer! 1)It’s not a real school. It’s just a writing class. I want to be a writer. 2)She just wants to go because her sweetie pie’s the teacher. 1)SHUT YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH!
1)Vada, did this happen in the bathroom? 2) (nods) 1)How old are you? 2)I’m 11 and a half. 1)It’s okay. Come upstairs, we have to have a little talk. 1)My mommy and daddy did THAT?!! 2)It’s actually a very beautiful thing. And look, there wouldn’t’ve been a Vada. 2)I think it should be outlawed. (doorbell rings) Oh, that’s probably Thomas J. I don’t wanna see him. It’s not fair. Nothing happens to boys. 3)Hi, Vada. Can you come out? 2)I don’t know. 3)Please? It’s really hot. Maybe we can go swimming. 2)No! Get out of here! (pushes him down) And don’t come back in five to seven days!
1: Do you like seafood?
2: Sure.
1: (opens mouth full of food) See? Food.
A girl can never wear too much blue eye shadow.
Bill, I love you so, I always will
I look at you and see the passion eyes of May
Oh, but am I ever gonna see my wedding day
I was on your side Bill when you were loosin’
I never scheme or lie Bill, there’s been no foolin’
But kisses and love won’t carry me till you marry me Bill
I love you so, I always will
And in your voice I hear a choir of carousels
Oh, but am I ever gonna hear my wedding bells
I was the one who came runnin’ when you were lonely
I haven’t lived one day not lovin’ you only
But kisses and love won’t carry me til you marry me Bill
I love you so, I always will
And though devotion rules my heart I take no bows
But Bill you’re never gonna take those wedding vows
Oh, come on Bill
Oh, come on Bill
Come on and marry me Bill
I got the wedding bell blues
Please marry me Bill
I got the wedding bell blues
Marry me Bill
Dad, didn’t you say you need prunes REAL bad?
dfsds
Don’t worry, my mom will take good care of Thomas J.
glasses glasses he needs his glasses
Good at kissing, and dancing, I’m very optimistic.
Guess what? I beat Thomas J in monopoly yesterday.
Harry: He’s gone sweetheart.
He can’t see without his glasses!
He was going to be an acrobat
He’s downstairs working on Mr. Layton. Prostate cancer. Once it hits your prostate, you’re a goner.
Hey Shelly, who lives here?
The Addams Family?
I gonna marry Mr. Bixler
I Love you like my dad loves shelly.
I see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin’.
I see bad times today.
Don’t go around tonight,
Well, it’s bound to take your life,
There’s a bad moon on the rise.
I hear hurricanes are blowing.
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear rivers over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.
Don’t go around tonight,
Well, it’s bound to take your life,
There’s a bad moon on the rise.
All right!
Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we’re in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.
Don’t go around tonight,
Well, it’s bound to take your life,
There’s a bad moon on the rise.
Don’t go around tonight,
Well, it’s bound to take your life,
There’s a bad moon on the rise.
I think it’s my prostate.
I think lipstick looks fake, no one’s lips are that color.
I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls, Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper, and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn’t too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over a cliff.
I used to love playing with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then I bought them a camper and all the time they just wanted to hang out in it by themselves, so I wasn’t too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff.
I was born jaundiced.
I’ll take good care of these people, Mr. Sultenfuss. They deserve it; they’re dead. All they’ve got left is their looks.
I’m not asking you to stop feeling for those people. But life isn’t
just death, Harry. Don’t ignore the living, especially your daughter.
I’m not upset. I will never play with those girls. I only surround myself with people I find intellectually stimulating.
If you weren’t two hundred years old, I’d kick your wrinkled ass!!
In social studies we learned that some people stole the Lindburg baby right out of their house…I think I’ll sleep with my window OPEN tonight.
Mrs. Senate, don’t worry about Thomas J. My mother will take care of him.
My ball. I lost my ball.
My left breast is growing at a significantly faster rate than my right. That can only mean one thing, cancer. I am dying.
No! He’s fine. Fish are very resilient animals, you know. Don’t worry, I won’t get another fish.
Our social studies teacher told us that the Lindberg baby was stolen right out of his house. I think I’ll sleep with my window open tonight.
Saturday in the park.
she did not smell my flower and she did not touch my grass may be she was out of town
Shelly, I’d definitely hold back on that Hollywood thing.
So, have you suffered the feeling of recently losing a loved one?
The bees killed Thomas J, and I killed my mother.
There she was just a-walkin’ down the street, singin’ Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
Snappin’ her fingers and shufflin’ her feet, singin’ Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
She looked good (looked good), she looked fine (looked fine)
She looked good, she looked fine and I nearly lost my mind
Before I knew it she was walkin’ next to me, singin’ Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
Holdin’ my hand just as natural as can be, singin’ Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
We walked on (walked on) to my door (my door)
We walked on to my door, then we kissed a little more
Whoa-oh, I knew we was falling in love
Yes I did, and so I told her all the things I’d been dreamin’ of
Now we’re together nearly every single day, singin’ Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
A-we’re so happy and that’s how we’re gonna stay, singin’ Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
Well I’m hers (I’m hers), she’s mine (she’s mine)
I’m hers, she’s mine, wedding bells are gonna chime
Whoa-oh, I knew we was falling in love
Yes I did, and so I told her all the things I’d been dreamin’ of
Now we’re together nearly every single day, singin’ Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
A-we’re so happy and that’s how we’re gonna stay, singin’ Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
Well I’m hers (I’m hers), she’s mine (she’s mine)
I’m hers, she’s mine, wedding bells are gonna chime
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh yeah
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, we’ll sing it
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
Things are a little better these days; I
finally swallowed that chicken bone, Judy and
I are gonna be in the same home room and the
republican party just re-nominated Mr. Nixon.
Things are a little better these days; I finally swallowed
that chicken bone, Judy and I are gonna be in the same home room and the republican party just re-nominated Mr. Nixon.
Thomas J: Vada would you think of me? Vada: for what? Thomas J: If you don’t get to marry Mr. Bixler Vada: Sure
Vada and Thomas, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-
I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage,
then comes Thomas J in a baby carriage!
Vada, I’m embalming my high school teacher. Don’t sing.
vada- he forgot about when i wanted to be a magician, i was really good at making myself disappear.
Vada: Weeping willow with your tears running down / why do you always weep and frown? / Is it because he left you one day? / Is it because he could not stay? / He found shelter in your shade / You thought his laughter would never fade. / On your branches, he would swing / Do you long for the happiness that day would bring? / Weeping willow, stop your tears / for there is something to calm your fears; / If you think death has ripped you forever apart / I know he’ll always be in your heart.
Wanna go tree climbing Thomas J? His face hurts! Where are his glasses, he can’t see without his glasses. He was gunna be an acrobat!
Want to go tree climbing Thomas.J.?
Weeping willow poem
weeping willow with your tears running down why do u always weep n frown? is it bcause he left you oneday? bcause he couldnt stay?weeping willow stop ur tears there is something 2 calm ur fears*u think death has ripped u forever apart,but i know he’s always n ur heart
Weeping willow with your tears running down. Why do you always weep and frown?Is it because he left you one day? Is it beacuse he could not stay? He found shelter in your shade. You thought his laughter would never fade. On your braches he would swing. Do you long for the happiness that day would bring? You think death as forever you do part. And i know he’ll always be in your heart
Where are his glasses? He can’t see without his glasses.
you can never wear enough blue eye shadow
You could be in a room of 100 men and not like any of them. Then you could be in a room with just one man, and he could be exactly the one you want.
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