Bellboy: At the time of his death, if he were on Jupiter, Elvis would’ve weighed six-hundred and forty-eight pounds. Night Clerk: Six-hundred and forty-eight. Damn. Mitzuko: Jun, why do you only take pictures of the rooms we stay in and never what we see outside while we travel? Jun: Those other things are in my … Read more
Oh, poopie! #1. Oh my God my waffle Oh the humanity! #2. May your forehead grow like the mighty oak. #3. This is kind of a small office….oh it the, uh, elevator. (chanting) Mike broke the Hubble! Mike broke the Hubble! *normal view*…normal view….Normal View….NORMAL VIEWWWWWWW!!! 1. Cal, not even a moth equipped with a … Read more
. . . compinsate for airconditioning . . . …to hear the people say, that disco is dead…Disco is NOT dead!! Disco is LIFE!! 1) An accident? 2)Yeah he fell down an elevator shaft onto some bullets! 1) Do you know Lance Hunt? 2) It’s me. 1)…? 2) I’m kidding! I’ve always wanted to do … Read more