#1. Oh my God my waffle Oh the humanity!
#2. May your forehead grow like the mighty oak.
#3. This is kind of a small office….oh it the, uh, elevator.
(chanting) Mike broke the Hubble! Mike broke the Hubble!
*normal view*…normal view….Normal View….NORMAL VIEWWWWWWW!!!
1. Cal, not even a moth equipped with a lightning bug could fly through that! 2. Look! A moth equipped with a lightning bug!
1: Industry and Technology!
2: See big men sticking screw drivers into things – turning them – AND ADJUSTING THEM!
1: Build your very own Atom Storage Box!
2: Bringing you state-of-the-art in soft-serve technology!
1: Removes lids off bottles and jars of all sizes – and it really, really works.
1: There’s 2,486 parts.
2: *crunch*…’485 sir.
C’mon! Give Uncle Scrotor a hug!
Cal, are you gonna work naked again?
Cal, you bitch!
Calling Dr. Jemima.
Captain’s log: a bunch of our ship fell off, and, nobody likes me.
Captain, the Klingons have us in their tractor beam!
Captains Log … A bunch of our ship fell off and no one likes me.
Captains log … I lost my toupee and girdle and can’t leave my room.
Dear God I left The Iron Pulled In
Doesn’t the fact that it’s universal make it international?
Don’t leave me with the Germans!
Don’t mention his head.
Early LSD tests in the Air Force
Eat my photons, small-heads!
Eww! I saw Cal’s pubic bone!
Exeter died on impact. Brak was arrained superior court county of Los Angeles. In a moment, the results of that trial… This Island Earth!
Exeter you dog, your a liar, and i hate you
EXETER: The bars are magnitized
CROW: And if your hands were made of metal, that would mean something.
Hey, look, you can see the Cubs losing from up here!
Hey, the Amazing Rando! Watch Rando the Great construct a set with his very mind!
how many more look a likes can I get
I claim this land for Spain!
I never met a luna I didn’t like.
I want to help you! You’re holding a mutant turd!
I’d like to thank me for flying Me Airways
I’m gonna curl up in his sock drawer…and sleep for days.
I’ve been waiting for this ALL day!
Increase the flash gordon noise and put more science stuff around.
It’s a long par five to the nations capital.
It’s Ted Kennedy in a Barney suit!
It’s the amazing technicolor cheese wedge!
It’s your turn to walk the Cal.
Joe, I’m in one of these boxes, find me!
KAL: What matter’s here is…
EXETER: …who we are and why we’re here.
CROW: …and why I have a picture of a Burger on the wall.
Keanu Reeves in *My Own Private Airfield*
Look! His legs are sticking out!
Mike broke the Hubble! Mike broke the Hubble!
No, wait, I can’t digest milk!
normal view, Normal view, Normal View, NORMAL VIEW!
Now Ex, call, I mean that.
Now that you’ve exploded, any words for our listeners?
Oh Karl! ahem *Cal*…Oh Cal!
Oh sure, judge me! Just ’cause you have a skull!
Oh yah, these are the guys who just sit in basement rooms and figure out how to make elves disappear.
OH. So that’s what a colon looks like.
Ohhh this is when science didn’t have to have an actual purpose!
OOOHH, shrinky dink?
Put the men’s room in the tower…what was I thinking?
Putting the mens room in the tower what was I thinking?
Sort this deliver that! I’ll make them all pay!
Should I tell Ruth she has an extra rib?
Kal I farted!
Kal: This isn’t paper this is some kind of metal!
Crow: No sir that’s paper.
I’m curl up in his sock drawer and sleep for days!
There goes a stupid, stupid man!
Yes, your all-mighty toliet hog.
So professor you made this intirely out of bambo?
Quick! Get the baking soda!
RaspberryLand, for all your Raspberry needs.
Recognise me NOW Ruth?
Self-cleaning mutant, leaves only the fresh scent of pine.
Servo: Hey look, there’s Taurus the bull.
Mike: And right underneath him the contellation feces.
She’s hard on a cocktail dress.
So there are two woodys in this scene…
Sort this, deliver that…I’ll make ’em all pay!
Suddenly, I have a refreshing mint flavor!
The Jetsons 2: After the Armageddon.
The secret government EGGO project…
Then I ram my ovapositer down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest. But I’m not an alien!
Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest, but I’m not an alien!
There you have it…a letteropener!
They worship the ever-lasting gobstopper?
They’re flying into Tommy Chong’s back yard.
they’re magnatized… And if your hands were metal, that would mean something
This is a job for WEENIE MAN! Into the Weeniemobile…Weenie Man Away!
This island earth can be yours, if the price is right!
This makes ‘Driving Miss Daisy’ look like ‘Bullitt’.
Tom Servo: Oh, they’re flying into a Roger Dean album cover.
Crow: They’re very into Yes on this planet.
Try this Mau, it’ll knock your socks off
Uh, your liver’s beginning to stick out there. You might want to tuck it back in.
Uh-uh! This is your dishawashing liquid – you soak in it!
Well Mike, I calculated the odds of this working against the odds that I was doing something really stupid, and I went ahead anyway
Well, whaddaya know – ‘breach hull, all die’. Even had it underlined.
While in sunny California, visit the….oh
why’d they put the toilet in the middle of the room??
Yeah let’s slip out under the cover of afternoon in the biggest car in the county!
Yeah they’re going 65 so they’ll be there in about 3 BILLION years…
Yes it’s the Brack show, starring me, that’s Brack! It’s the Brack Show and I’ve got a lot of gas…
You know that helmet has a slimming affect on you?
You know what my kids would say…
Your not my real father.
You’re being kidnapped by The Light FM!
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