Movie Quotes from Mystery Men: Quotes from the movie Mystery Men

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…to hear the people say, that disco is dead…Disco is NOT dead!! Disco is LIFE!!

1) An accident? 2)Yeah he fell down an elevator shaft onto some bullets!

1) Do you know Lance Hunt? 2) It’s me. 1)…? 2) I’m kidding! I’ve always wanted to do that!

1) I am 2) You stole my idea! 1) Nuh uh you stole my idea! (1 &2 start a cat fight) 3) I see some potential

1) I am pencil head 2) And I am son of pencil head

1) If you do not learn to master your rage… 2) My rage will become my master? That’s what you were gonna say wasn’t it?

1) Let’s triangulate. 2) Equillateral or isosolese?

1. Why am I doing this, again? 2. Because if you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack!….1. And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet? 2….I don’t remember telling you to do that.

1. Why does he live in an abandoned amusement park? 2. Because he’s an eccentric genius, that’s why.

1…That’s because Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing. 2. Oh no…not this again…Lance Hunt wears glasses, Captain Amazing DOESN’T wear glasses! 1. He takes them off when he transforms. 2. That doesn’t make ANY sense…he wouldn’t be able to see!

A) Icantfeelmyass! b) What? a) Icantfeelmyass! b) What? a) I can’t feel my ass! b) Do you’re powers still work? a) My powers? Weapons check. Pull my fingers . . . it’ll do.

After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.

And the lone wolf hunts alone…

Before you can learn to train, I must train you to learn.

Criminy!!…You’re the Sphinx!

Don’t mess with the volcanoe…I’ll go Pompeii on your butt!

Dont correct me, it sickens me!

He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

I am the waffler! I either bash my enemies in the head or I burn them like so! Even workin on a theme song. WAFFLE MAN!!!!!!!!! Gold and crispy bad guys are history!

I am…..Ballerina Man!

i dont need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines!!

I will go Pompeii on your… butt!

I will keep dreaming…I will keep dreaming, my friend. And when I wake up, you better hope, you better hope you’re asleep! Sweet dreams…Lilac!

I’m invisible, can ya see me?

I’m the Ballerina Man!

If you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts.

It will take more than forks and flatulence to defeat him…

Junk it ! , Junk it ! , Junk it !


Let’s do some carnage!

Mama Pajama!

May the forks be with us!

Maybe you should put some shorts on, or something, if you wanna keep fighting evil today…

Maybe you should put some shorts on, or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.

Mom: What’s burning?
Jeffrey (Blue Raja): Incense, mom…I can’t even count how many rules you’re breaking right now. One, don’t sniff around outside my door…Two, don’t interrogate me…Three–
Mom: Jeffrey? Are you on the marijuana?

Mr Furious – Don’t correct me! It sickens me!!

Now you made me angry!

Ok…exactly how many toggle switches, in total, are involved in this operation?

Or do I eat this sandwhich?

PMS Avenger…I only fight crime 4 days a month.

Red Eyes Red Eyes, fancy seeing you again so… Spoon

Red eyes, red eyes, I didn’t know I would see you so SPOON.

red eyes, red eyes. we didn’t expect to see you so…SPOON.

sounds more like a heat-seeking anthrax projection gun to me.

Sphinx: If you don’t learn to master your rage…
Mr. Furious: Your rage will become your master? That’s what you were going to say wasn’t it?
Sphinx: Not necessarily

Stick with me Tony and you will dance again.

That little sucker just saved your life!

The Waffler(Dane Gold and Crispy, bad guys are history!

There’s not enough alcohol in the world. I’m sorry

they call me the PMS avenger, I only work 4 days a month you have a problem with that?

They’re not your average superheroes.

Those who fail to plan, plan to fail.

We are number one! All others are number two or lower!

We are number one! All others are number two, or lower.

We defeated evil with the sword of justice and the hammer of not-bickering.

We have a date with destiny and it looks like she’s serving the lobster!

We’re not your classic superheros. We’re not the favorites. We’re the other guys.

We’ve got a blind date with Destiny — and it looks like she’s ordered the lobster.

We’ve got a date with destiny, and it looks like she’s ordered the lobster!

we’ve got a date with destiny, and she ordered the lobster

What the fork!

What’s up? I’m the Spleen.

Why would a crazy man blow up a crazy house?

ya wanna little whip cream mr. cherrytop?

Yes, of course you may bring ze brewskies.

You dress in the manner of a male prostitute.

You must lash out with all limbs, like the octopus who plays the drums.

You need to be like the wolf pack…NOT like the six pack.

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